Review of Not Bewitched XXX

From Will Ryder and the people at X-Play, along with Adam & Eve, we are brought another classic TV porn parody. In this case it is Bewitched. The story involves the happy couples baby girl Tabitha, who gets turned into an 18 year old woman instantly. The problem is that she is suppose to be one and they are supposed to have a party that night for her. Will they be able to turn her back in time? Will everyone find out their secret? Find out on Not Bewitched XXX.

The movie starts out with Darren and Samantha (Mike Horner and Jenna Haze) talking about how they can’t believe it is already Tabitha’s first birthday. Jenna then drops the bomb that Aunt Clara (Eva Angelina) is coming over to babysit while she is out. She also asks him to pick up the cake after work and after he says sure that’s when Eva pops in. The three of them chat for a little bit before Mike goes off to work and Jenna and Eva go in to be with the baby. Jenna eventually leaves for the market and her mother Endora (Nina Hartley) pops in real quick before going away quickly. Over at the office Mike is being told by his boss, Larry (James Bartholet), that he needs his best work on this project. James has the brilliant idea for them to go out with the clients after Tabitha’s party. We then see Eva talking to Tabitha and she decides to cast a spell to see what she’ll look like at 18. She casts the spell and she instantly turns into her 18 year old version, played by Teagan. She’s shocked that the spell worked because they usually don’t. Teagan likes being 18 and doesn’t want her to reverse the spell, but she tries anyway. She can’t remember the spell though so she is stuck like that till she can remember. While this is going on the nosey neighbor Gladys (Michelle Avanti) tries to see what is going on. The big problem is that Jenna is going to be home soon so Eva tells Teagan to hide while she thinks about what she is going to say. After Jenna sees what her daughter looks like now Mike calls and she tells him what happened. After Nina pops in to the house Jenna pops over to the office and reassures him everything will be fine.

Scene 1: Sasha Grey and Aaron Wilcoxxx

James then calls in Sasha and Aaron to practice their presentation for the clients while he and Mike go out. As soon as they leave these two start making out. Sasha is soon sitting on the desk getting her pussy licked and then doing the same for his shaft. Missionary is then the first position and is followed by some nice reverse cowgirl. Sasha seems really into the reverse cowgirl as well. They then go into a cowgirl and doggie. They go back to missionary to finish up before he pops on her face.

Mike makes it back home and is pretty mad about the new Tabitha. Nina then shows up and tells Mike that the spell may be irreversible. Michelle then shows up to drop off her gift. She won’t leave though and they more or less end up pushing her out the door. After Michelle tries snooping some more Nina says that Teagan can speak so well because the way the spell works it basically made her into the 18 year old she would be if she had aged naturally. Except that she’ll want a crash course in sex in order to catch up. Teagan then says she’s tired and wants to go up stairs to take a nap.

Scene 2: Teagan

She heads up stairs and gets on the bed immediately. It takes about five seconds and she starts rubbing herself through her panties. She takes her top off before continuing further and does the same with her panties after a while. She then conjures up a vibrator and starts using it on herself. When she turns it on high she really gets into it. She gets on her knees to use it in doggie as well. She does start taking a nap after she licks the juices off. Cute scene overall, Teagan does a lot of smiling in giggling throughout. Almost like someone that might be doing this for the first time.

James then shows up for the party. Eva tries to decorate the house quickly but messes up but Jenna saves the day on that end. After he gets inside he starts hitting on Nina who ends up turning him into a dog. Teagan then comes in and thinks the dog is for her and is disgusted when she finds out he is her dad’s boss. Nina turns him back as he seems a little out of sync. Dr. Bombay (Ron Jeremy) then shows up with some harem girls (Aurora Snow and Sunny Lane) to wish the birthday girl happy birthday. We get some more witty banter among the cast and some more snooping from Michelle.

Scene 3: Aurora Snow, Sunny Lane, Kelly Skyline, Madison Ivy, Daisy Layne, Kandice Nicole, Marli Jane and Winter Sky

Ron and the girls come back to his place and find the other harem girls eating each other out. Sunny and Aurora join in immediately and Ron pops back up at the party to bring Teagan back after he caught her taking a peek. Some more funny and witty lines are said before Ron gets back to his fun. Because there are so many girls here I’m not going to try and say everything that happens here. Obviously there is a lot of pussy licking and toy usage. Ron Jeremy even gets in on some of toy action by helping a girl with hers. There is some strap-on action as well as a daisy chain.

It’s now the morning after the party and Mike and Jenna talk more about getting Teagan back to the right age.

Scene 4: Jenna Haze and Mike Horner

This talking goes right into some heavy petting and making out. After a bit of foreplay Mike starts eating out Jenna before she gives him a BJ. The first position up is cowgirl and is followed by doggie. They then go back to some more cowgirl before going into missionary. He then pulls out to pop on her belly before Nina pops in to say “Thanks, I was hoping for another grandchild”

Mike then gets to the office and James tells him that they got the new account. Luckily he thinks that the party was just some weird dream as well. Next we see Teagan coloring while sitting in a highchair. She again mentions she wants to stay 18 but Jenna says they are going to have to change her back and when Nina pops in she agrees. After Teagan gets a phone call from a guy she met on a walk the day before she goes in to play with her dolls and listen to records. As Teagan plays she turns one of her dolls into a real guy. Michelle is snooping around though and sees her with this black guy. Michelle sees this as he chases Teagan and says she’s going to call the cops about a “Negro” in the neighborhood. Jack Lawrence shows up as a cop and checks out the situation. Nina pops in and shows the cop the doll and he ends up leaving after she flirts with him. Nina then takes Teagan for a walk to talk about having sex with black guys. Michelle then comes back in and starts talking to the doll. She then utters the spell that Teagan said earlier and brought the doll back to life.

Scene 5: Michelle Avanti and Nathan Threat

He starts making out with her right away. He eats her out after they kiss a little and soon after she sucks him off. He then sits on the couch and she hops up to ride in cowgirl. This is then followed by some missionary and then doggie. Reverse cowgirl anal is then used for the final position before he cums on her face.

Michelle lies down with him on top of her. At this moment Nina and Teagan come back in and Nina changes him back to a doll. Nina also takes care of Michelle. Teagan then takes another doll up to her room.

Scene 6: Teagan and James Deen

She changes her doll into a guy again and is soon making out with him. After some foreplay he starts eating her out. She just as eagerly sucks his cock afterwards. Missionary is then first up for sex and is followed by some good reverse cowgirl. Doggie is then up next as they do regular and more of a driving version before going into cowgirl. They go into missionary again before James pulls out to cum on her waiting tongue.

After she’s done she changes him back to a doll. Back with the family now Mike is upset and wants Teagan turned back now. Just then Ron shows up and says he found a solution. He got a medical student, Dane Cross, which figured it out. He only has one price though and that is he is a virgin and wants to have sex before he graduates. Teagan says she’ll do it but Eva says she’ll do it because she got every one in this mess.

Scene 7: Eva Angelina and Dane Cross

After everyone leaves they start making out. There is some foreplay before he goes down on her. She then sucks him off as a thank you. She then straddles him for some reverse cowgirl before they go into missionary as well. Doggie is then used next as Eva grinds into him. Spoons is the final position before he sprays her face.

Turns out the guy actually had the solution because the next thing we see is everything back to normal. There isn’t much left after this quick scene but there is a humorous ending that I don’t want to spoil.

Extras:

This disc has a lot of good extras. The BTS is pretty cool and is broken into two parts. There is also a video diary from the director and producer. Of course there are also pictures and trailers as well.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

This is a good example of how to make a parody. The dialogue is goofy, but it should because the old show had goofy dialogue by today standards as well. Teagan does a good job portraying someone who instantly became 18 as she is curious and innocent. Of all the people in the movie, I’d have to say Nina looked and acted the most like her character, Endora. Not to say the others don’t do a good job it’s just I think she did the best job. The one down side though is that she doesn’t have a sex scene and I think that would have been great with all that make-up and her wig. Anyway this is a must see and I give it 4.75 out of 5.