Review of Wedding Bell Blues

In this comedy from Jonathan Morgan and featuring Kirsten Price, Kirsten plays Tabitha, the reluctant bride. On the day of her wedding she freaks out about possibly missing out on things and her friends and family try to comfort her and let her know she is making the right decision. So let’s find out what it’s like have the Wedding Bell Blues.

The movie starts out with Kirsten desperately trying to leave the church before her wedding. She gets pulled back by her friend, Samantha Sin, who tells her to snap out of it. Samantha tries t comfort her that it’s just cold feet but that only makes her cry. This whole sequence is pretty funny actually. Kirsten then mentions that she hasn’t accomplished anything on her “fuck it” list. The list is stuff that she wanted to do or experience sexually before she got married.

Scene 1: Kirsten Price and Justice Young

It then goes into a dream sequence.  Kirsten is dressed up like a woman from the old west and she walks up on Justice who is sitting outside a wooden building dressed as a cowboy. After they say hi they start kissing. Justice then goes down to eat her out before she slurps on his member and gives him a little titty fuck. Cowgirl and reverse cowgirl are then first up in sex. Once they can’t take anymore he pulls out and cums on her chest.

Kirsten then figures she might as well throw all those ideas out the window and Samantha tells her maybe her new husband will help her out with that stuff. At this point they are told so old lady is dancing down the aisle giving lap dances and Samantha goes off to take care of it just as Nicole Sheridan comes in. Nicole plays Kirsten’s mom and they chat about the wedding and her husband. As it turns out that Nicole has been married four times and that she also has a thing for black guys.

Scene 2: Nicole Sheridan and Sean Michaels

We then switch to a flashback to what I think is the 80’s. Nicole wants Sean bad and begs him for sex, which they’ve had twice already. After some foreplay Sean goes right down to eat her out. Nicole then sucks him off to thank him. Once sex starts they go into spoons. Nicole then hops up to ride his large cock in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Missionary is then used as they go into reverse cowgirl again. Doggie is then the final position before he sprays her with his jizz.

Samantha then comes back in and Nicole leaves. Samantha tells her that she was nervous too when she got married. Samantha then tells her about all these sexual adventures she and her husband have had.

Scene 3: Samantha Sin and Dane Cross

Again this is a flashback. The couple is out hiking where some people had been killed and they hear a radio message that the killer is still on the loose in the area. Dane gets her to calm down as she starts sucking him off. He then fingers and licks her as well. Spoons position is first up and is followed by some cowgirl. A nice reverse cowgirl follows this as doggie does so also. They go into spoons again to finish up before he pops on her chest.

After their fun they are getting dressed and the park ranger rushes in to get them to leave. He is then subsequently killed. That type of fun isn’t going to work for Kirsten though because her man is afraid of a lot of stuff. Samantha calls Dane in and they go off to have some fun. Randy Spears comes in as the priest and he talks to Kirsten about her concerns. It turns out that he was a ladies man before becoming a priest.

Scene 4: Ann Marie Rios and Randy Spears

In this flashback we see Randy as a dancer at some sort of Mexican club. It’s kind of funny watching this actually. Ann Marie comes up and wants a dance from him which he then does. Doesn’t take long into it and she is sucking him off. They go right from the BJ into some hot reverse cowgirl. An energetic cowgirl follows that as does some missionary. Doggie is the next position, at which they start with a wide shot and zoom it in to the action. They then use cowgirl to finish things off before Randy cums on her face.

After some uncomfortable words she ends up getting married by Randy to Chris Cannon.

Scene 5: Kirsten Price and Chris Cannon

It’s the wedding night and after some kissing and foreplay Chris is on the ground eating her out. She then of course sucks him off before going into missionary. Doggie then follows this as the scene ends soon afterward with a pop to the face.

Extras:

A nice BTS, photos and trailers as is the normal here. There is a bonus scene as well from Cockstar featuring Kirsten Price and Tommy Gunn.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

Jonathan Morgan does a good job here bringing the funny. Granted not his funniest movie but he does a decent job. The casting is good here and the use of the flashbacks only makes sense considering the majority of the film takes place in the church. I was disappointed in Kirsten’s scenes because they seemed too short and with only two positions per scene, makes it kind of boring. The other scenes make up for this though; especially Ann Marie’s who I hope to see in more movies in the future. I give it 3.5 out of 5.