Review of Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?

This is the movie that a lot of mainstream outlets have been talking about. IN this title from Hustler, Lisa Ann plays Serra Paylin as she deals with the cruel “liberal” media and their accusations against her. Will she be able to convince everyone that she isn’t what they are saying, find out in Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?

After the opening credits we see the governor’s mansion. Someone rings the doorbell and Lisa gets up to answer it. Waiting at the door are two Russian soldiers (Mick Blue and Sascha) whose tank has flat tire. She then let’s them in so they can call for a tow truck and they end up flirting with her quite a bit. They even suggest that she suck their cocks.

Scene 1: Lisa Ann, Sascha and Mick Blue

After they suggest some oral loving from her she gets up and starts to suck on them together. Sascha then gets her in missionary while she works on Mick some more. She does him in doggie as well before she turns around so that she can lick her juices off Sascha while Mick takes her from behind. Once he is nice and clean again Lisa hops up on Sascha for reverse cowgirl. Both guys then get some cowgirl action and this is followed by Mick getting a go in spoons. Lisa has another go around in missionary and doggie, one with Sascha the other with Mick, before both guys cum on her face.

A newspaper headline pops up that pays “Paylin Endorses Russian Penetration”. This quickly transfers to the O’Rally Factor, hosted by Mike Horner. Mike does his best to spin the situation for the right, much like another “news” man that I won’t mention. Holly West is then shown trying to teach Lisa. After all they have to make her sound smart. She tries to teach her how to say “absolutely” and “definitely” but she keeps saying “you betcha”. They also try some history and free association. Holly gets her to go back to her own hotel room after this and we see that Alec Knight, who plays Lisa’s husband, was hiding in the closet.

Scene 2: Holly West and Alec Knight

After a bit of talking and foreplay Holly gets right down to business by licking his pole. Alec then gives her pussy a licking as well as a thank you. Missionary is first up on the sex front and is followed by a nice round of reverse cowgirl. Spoons follows this and is followed by missionary anal. Holly seems to really enjoy the anal especially when they do it in reverse cowgirl. Alec pulls out eventually and paints her waiting face.

Next we see Lisa in her room, naked and wearing her Miss Alaska sash, and having a dream about a past sexual encounter.

Scene 3: Lisa Ann and Lee Stone

Lee is part owner of a snowmobile dealership along with Alec and Lisa wants to take one for a test drive. It doesn’t take long and she shows off her big breasts to him and basically orders him to have his way with her. After a little foreplay Lee starts things off by eating her out. She then wraps her mouth around his meat pole before she takes it in missionary. Reverse cowgirl is next and is followed up with doggie. Once in doggie they just kind of roll over and go right into spoons. The scene then ends with missionary as Lee pops right on her pussy lips.

Back at the hotel room she is still dreaming. This time it is about how life was simpler before she became governor. This flashback takes us to her days at the University of I-Da-Ho. Her teacher, Evan Stone, is asking the class how old the earth is and Sindee Jennings, playing the young Serra Paylin and looking just like Lisa does with the same hair and glasses, is the only one that answers correctly. That answer being 10,000 years old of course. He also asks about how long ago dinosaurs were here and of course Sindee gets it right by saying they never existed. After class she goes and talks to Evan.

Scene 4: Sindee Jennings and Evan Stone

The talking doesn’t last long as Evan almost immediately starts to lick her pussy. While Sindee is on the desk still he goes ahead and penetrates her in missionary before she goes ahead and sucks him off. Again this doesn’t last long as she is soon on top of him riding in reverse cowgirl. They go back to missionary again and are soon after going at it in doggie. He finally pulls out and paints her face with his cum.

We are then treated to another O’Rally Factor segment before it cuts to a press conference. Mike does a great job on this segment as he freaks out because what he is reading doesn’t sound right. At the press conference she reassures the voters that everything that has come out recently isn’t true. She uses a lot of double speak to cover the truth.

Scene 5: Lisa Ann, Nina Hartley and Jada Fire

Throughout the press conference she looks down and after she is done it is revealed that Nina, who plays Hill, I wonder who that could be referencing, is down there licking her. They go into the backroom and continue to make out when Jada Fire, playing Condi, shows up and wants a favor in order to keep her quiet. The secret is kind of funny of I won’t reveal it here. After she mentions the secret she starts stripping and all three ladies start making out. Jada then gets on all fours to make out with Lisa while Nina eats out Jada. This soon changes to Nina just eating out Jada while Lisa rubs Jada. Lisa then slides up to ride Jada’s face while Nina takes care of her ass as well. Nina then breaks out some toys and Jada takes the glass one and starts using it on Lisa. Nina has this purple one that she uses on herself for a bit before Jada takes control of it while Nina eats Lisa. Lisa and Nina then finish off the scene by playing with Jada’s pussy and making out.

Extras:

You get your standard extras on this disc. This includes a BTS, photo gallery and trailers.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

This is just a fun movie. The sex isn’t the best I’ve seen but the scenes here are pretty good. Lisa Ann is also the perfect person to play a parody of Sarah Palin. She just pulls off the look and the accent is good as well. The acting is cheesy throughout but that’s fine because it is a parody. It’s unfortunate that she did not win the election or we could probably look forward to more of these parodies. I am speaking strictly in that sense because I definitely didn’t want her to win. Like I said though this is a good parody and it will make you laugh. I would recommend that you at least check it out and I give it a 4 out of 5.