Review of Not Three’s Company XXX

Here we have another classic show parody from Will Ryder and the people at X-Play, with help from Hustler. The whole story here revolves around Jack (Van Damage) losing his job as a chef. To help out, Chrissy (Brynn Tyler) gets a side job. The only problem is Jack and Janet (Penny Flame) think that she has become a prostitute. Find out what happens when a simple misunderstanding leads to plenty of laughs and sexy trysts in Not Three’s Company XXX.

The movie opens with Brynn sitting on the couch when Penny comes in to tell her that Van lost his job. Of course Penny is worried because without him they can’t make rent. Mr. and Mrs. Roper (Dino Bravo and Nina Hartley) are then seen talking in their apartment with Dino complaining about the tenants being late with their rent, as usual. This then sets off some light hearted bickering between the two just like on the show. Van then comes home and tells the girls what happened and Brynn tries equate what he says to one of her own stories but it doesn’t add up. They try and cheer him up and soon after Dino calls them about the rent. They try to think of something to get the money and they figure they could get another roommate. Once Dino and Nina get there they tell them that Van lost his job and tell them that they will get the money for them soon. Brynn is then seen talking to her mom and it’s revealed she got a part time job handing out flyers and that her sister Madison (Madison Scott) is coming to visit.

After she hangs up the phone she starts to rub herself through her panties. She gets a little more comfortable and pulls out a vibrator and some lube. She uses her fingers with the lube first to get herself warmed up before using the vibrator. When she starts using the vibrator it switches to Dino and Nina as he is shaving. He here’s some noise coming from her room and Nina even comes onto him before we switch back to Brynn who is now sliding the toy inside her. At first she lies on her back and then on switches to on her knees in doggie. She goes back to lying on her back to finish things up. Not at bad start with this solo scene from Brynn. She gets quite loud throughout the scene and more importantly it seems quite believable as she is home alone.

She falls asleep after she is done and awakens when the phone rings. It’s the guy that got her the job and Van and Penny come in and over here her say that she’ll do anything to make some money. In the typical fashion of the show they her and think she is turning tricks. Though I can’t blame them because from what they here I would think the same thing maybe. She comes out and they try and talk her out of taking the job. Van is then alone and Larry (Tommy Gunn, without his goatee) shows up to see what is happening. He tells her that Lana (Sienna West) is bugging him as usual and asks Tommy to keep her out of his hair. She comes in and immediately starts hitting on Van. After a while Dino shows up to tell Van that his wife saw Brynn working up a storm and saying she wished she has a job like that. Van and Dino both leave, leaving Tommy and Sienna alone.

After some convincing from Tommy they end up in the girls’ room and start making out. After some foreplay and undressing Sienna starts it off with a nice BJ. Tommy then reciprocates with some pussy licking before Sienna hops on for some reverse cowgirl. From there the roll over into spoons before going into doggie as well, but before long Tommy has to pull out and pop on Sienna’s mouth. Seeing as Sienna has made her way up the MILF charts pretty quickly it only makes sense for her to play a sex crazed neighbor who as it turns out was thinking of “Jack” because she says “your cum taste so good Jack” after Tommy cums. Good scene overall as well and I must say that it’s really weird seeing Tommy without his facial hair.

Next we hve Van and Penny waiting for Brynn to meet them and reveal a surprise, however it’s not what they think and it turns out to be her sister showing up to stay the month. She is even going to help with rent by working with Brynn which of course startles Van and Penny. Penny and Brynn leave and Madison flirts with Van almost immediately and asks to go back to the apartment. They do indeed go and after the eat Madison continues the flirting by telling him about her sexual past.

She soon pushes herself on him and soon enough they are making out. After a quick scene with Dino wondering what is going on up there is goes and we find Madison getting undressed and Van starting to eat her out while she rides his face. She then sucks him off with a nice fervor before hopping up for some cowgirl riding. While she rides in cowgirl the doorbell rings and Madison says that she invited someone she met at the gas station, in this case Alyssa Hall. Once introductions are over Madison starts to strip her down and then they both suck him off some more. Alyssa then gets to straddle him for reverse cowgirl and Madison follows suit. The extra girl licks his balls a little while the other is riding as well. Alyssa gets on her knees for some doggie which allows her to lick Madison at same time. Madison gets a turn in doggie too and she eats Alyssa out too. Both girls give him some more oral before Madison lies back for missionary while Alyssa rubs herself before Van has to pull out and paints Alyssa’s face. The girls finish things off with some kissing. The scene was going good even before Alyssa comes in and I must say it was kind of a surprise. The edition of Alyssa pushes the scene up a notch as both ladies seem to be enjoying the scene.

After they bolt so that Brynn and Penny don’t catch them we come back to Dino and Nina. Dino is playing Pong while Nina watches confusingly. Someone comes to the door and it’s Howard Furley (Scott Lyons) who is the maintenance guy that Dino had mentioned in an earlier scene. We then see Penny come home with Roxy Jezel and they figure out they are alone.

After some flirting from Roxy these two are soon making out. Roxy takes control quickly and is soon after lapping at Penny’s clit and pussy. Roxy gets up after this and bends over so that Penny can finger and lick her too. She even gets to lie back and enjoy her tongue. Roxy then pulls out a vibrator and uses it on Penny after they get it a little wet. Penny then gets her strap-on on and Roxy proceeds to get it moist. This is to get it ready for some doggie insertion and that is followed by some reverse cowgirl. Roxy cleans the dildo with her tongue before straddling Penny again, this time in cowgirl. The scene then ends with a cut back to Dino and Nina. The scene ends abruptly, which is a bummer because it is quite good. The fans of the original show had to know that the scene featuring Penny would probably be a girl/girl seeing that was one of the things about the show, that Janet was a lesbian. This scene does not disappoint though as Roxy and Penny work well together.

This time Nina reveals that she found his porn stash. While flipping through them she finds some pictures of girls giving guys oral and decides she wants to do it.

There isn’t much to tell her it is a quick oral only scene and Nina does a good job with it. Unfortunately it is rather forgettable but considering all the advances she has made at him at this point I would have been disappointed if they did nothing at all in the movie.

Brynn is then shown at the bar talking to Jim the bartender, Ron Jeremy, and as they talk Jenny Hendrix shows up to get some of his salty nuts. No, for real they are peanuts. It turns out Brynn has an infection and needs penicillin and Ron’s uncle can get it for her. Turns out he can see her right away and Ron sends her over to meet him. First though we go back to the apartment where Van is talking to Tommy. He thinks him for the hook up and asks if he has that $20 he lent him the other day. Van hands it over, being the last of his money and then leaves to get ready. Tommy then makes a phone call to an escort service to use the $20 he just got to get Van a hooker. He wants the hooker to come to the apartment but the problem is he and Van both end up leaving. Once they get to the bar Ron ends up telling Van and Penny that Brynn went down to the clinic to get penicillin. They of course think the worst and it then switches to Brynn. The doctor is played by James Bartholet and he is surprised that she is a “working girl” and asks her about her prices. He of course things it’s a venereal thing instead of a foot infection which is why she’s there. She gets up on the exam table and he checks s out her pubic area after giving her something to relax her. Another Dr. comes in played by Eric Swiss and he’s told to finish the exam.

With James still in the room he starts eating her out right away. She then licks his shaft up and down for a while as well before she gets back on the exam table for missionary. She gets off the table after this and bends over it for doggie. Eric then gets on the table so that she can hop on for reverse cowgirl. Eventually he has to pull out and sprays inside her waiting mouth, after which she spits it out. Brynn does a good job in this scene bringing plenty of energy along with it. One thing that was off on this scene was the pull out. After Brynn got off it took longer than expected for Eric to get around to her. The whole thing with James at the beginning was kind of weird but funny at the same time as well.

After they are done a nurse walks in and catches them and tells Brynn that neither of them were actual doctors, instead they are patients at a mental institution. We then see Scott go into the apartment to fix the toilet. He is alone until the hooker (Jenny Hendrix) shows up to do “Jack”

She comes in bitching that she doesn’t have a lot of time and soon after he is fingering and licking her clit. She then takes him inside her mouth for some oral fun before straddling him in reverse cowgirl. She gets turned around after this for some regular cowgirl before bending over for doggie. Spoons is the final position before he cums on her face. This scene started off pretty hot with Jenny taking control right away but it lost steam toward the end. Not exactly sure why but it did. I am also a little perplexed as to why this was the final scene but I am not the filmmaker so I’m sure they have a reason for it.

The whole gang then shows up and catches Jenny getting dressed and chaos ensues when she says she’s not leaving until she gets her money. The movie then ends with a scene reminiscent of the original with the gang talking on the couch.

For only being a one disc movie the extras on here are pretty good. Like the other X-Play titles we get an extensive BTS as well as trailers and photos. There is a deleted scene as well that is a solo masturbation sequence featuring Madison Scott.

Will Ryder, the director, hits another home run with this movie. Though not as good as Not Bewitched XXX or the Not the Bradys XXX movies this is still solid title. The main theme and the music throughout sound like they come straight from the original show as well. What I thought was particularly funny was that the Jack and Janet characters thought that Chrissy was a prostitute when on the show that seemed more like something that the Ropers would have thought. Anyway this is a solid title with plenty of comedy to boot. I give it 4.5 out of 5.

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