Review of Scrubs: A XXX Parody
June 28, 2009 by Christina
New Sensations presents their newest movie in their parody series. Scrubs: A XXX Parody takes place at Naked Heart hospital where young doctors DJ and Ellie (James Deen and Ashlynn Brooke) not only work but are also a couple. DJ notices that people really need to get laid and works his tail off to make that happen. Will the young doctor be able to get the job done? Find out on Scrubs: A XXX Parody.
After the opening scene, which is similar to the actual show, we have James and Ashlynn walking down the hall. After a while James just asks if she wants to go to a patient’s room to have “work sex”. It’s ok though because this particular patient had her larynx ripped out by a chipmunk. After Ashlynn runs off to try and when an ice-cream sundae by guessing a growth on this guy’s nose we switch to another couple, being Shane Diesel and Thea Marie (who play Dirk and Marla, respectively), who are fighting about the sex they had that morning. We then finally check in with the last remaining couple of Jack Lawrence and Tori Black (playing Dr. Cox and Jordana), with Tori being the perfect “bitch”, if you will.
We then get to see James and Shane talking about the good old days in college, with James mentioning a few references to classic 80’s movies.
Scene 1: James Deen, Alexis Texas and Joanna Angel
Just like the show, we have James drifting off into a daydream and remembering what happened in the good old days. When the scene fades in we have him making out with Joanna and Alexis. Joanna soon after takes it upon herself to start sucking him off while he fingers Alexis. The ladies then switch spots as Joanna gets a tongue bath as well from James. Alexis gets bent over next so they can do some doggie loving while she eats out Joanna. Joanna then gets her first go around in missionary while Alexis rubs her clit to boot. The ladies switch positions again as James and Joanna each lick a different hole on Alexis before James enters her in doggie again. Joanna gets a turn in doggie as well but hers is in the butt. She even gets some more anal in missionary while Alexis occasionally sucks off James. James eventually pulls out and drops his load in Alexis’s mouth, which she then swaps with Joanna. As you can tell this was a pretty hot scene to start things off. Both these ladies are known for being “dirty” in their scenes and both come through in that effect. Joanna has some great dirty talk throughout the scene and Alexis brings her usual high energy.
There is a short scene after this and then James figures out that life and work would be a lot better if everyone was having more sex. He even thinks to himself that the janitor gets a ton. The janitor (Ralph Long) can hear what he is thinking as he responds back with his thoughts. After a few more heard thoughts we see Ralph chatting with Missy Stone, who plays a doctor/nurse, and after asking her a question she walks off and he follows.
Scene 2: Missy Stone and Ralph Long
They start making out right next to a gurney and soon after she is down on her knees as she starts licking his shaft. After this Missy gets bent over the gurney for some doggie action before we see Ralph lying on the gurney so that she can ride him in cowgirl. A simple turn around later and she starts grinding on him in reverse cowgirl as well. They roll to the side for some anal spooning and after this onto some combo missionary/doggie anal. When Ralph finally pulls out ends up popping on her face, though most of it lands on floor. Missy is another one of these stars that is known for having a bit of a wild side. She has some nice dirty talk throughout the scene and the anal positions are a nice treat for you anal lovers out there.
We then see James, who is now working on getting Jack and Tori to have sex. He figures he might have to trick her though so he goes over and tells her that Jack gave him $20 for him to come over so that she can insult him. She quickly skewers him and goes over to Jack and starts to kiss him.
Scene 3: Tori Black and Jack Lawrence
As they kiss they go into an office where they continue to make out. Jack doesn’t waste any time though and is soon munching on her box. Tori then lies down on her back so that she can suck him off upside down before they start the sex in missionary. Tori then takes control as she rides him in cowgirl. She proceeds to clean off his cock for a bit before continuing the ride in reverse cowgirl. To finish things off she gets bent over the desk for some doggie. Jack ends up pulling and spraying her ass. Like I mentioned above, I think Tori was the perfect choice for this part. Any of you that watch the show would probably agree with that statement and I have a feeling that is what the sex might be like between the two original characters: hot and nasty.
Tori then leaves in order to go back to work and we switch over to Thea, who is checking on a patient. She starts to change his bandages and fights a note written by Shane and some flowers in left in there as well. She runs out and kisses him for the flowers and they walk off together into another room.
Scene 4: Thea Marie and Shane Diesel
Shane quickly gets Thea’s pants off and starts to lick her snatch. She, in turn, goes down on his rather large cock before getting it inserted in spoons. From there they go right into doggie and Thea starts really getting into it. They go into a short bit of missionary before Shane goes back to licking her. She then cleans him off a bit and from there they go back to doggie. After this he pulls out and has a nice size load land across her face. I’m not sure how long Thea has been in the business but this was the first time I have seen her. She does a nice job in this scene and Shane brings a good amount of energy to the table as well, which is normal for him.
James is then seen leaning against a wall as he watches all the previous couplings walk by. Now he just needs to figure out how he can talk Ashlynn into sex. She comes out and stands next to him and he just straight out asks her. She says no but James then counters by asking “What if I invite “The Ted” (Kris Slater). To this she says sure and they go off into another room.
Scene 5: Ashlynn Brooke, James Deen and Kris Slater
The guys start off by undressing and rubbing on Ashlynn. James takes control however and starts eating her out while she starts sucking off Kris. James diddles Ashlynn for a bit in missionary before she starts giving them both oral. She then gets bent over for some doggie loving from James while she keeps licking Kris. Kris gets to lie back as she hops on for some reverse cowgirl. It’s then back to doggie for a bit before switching to missionary with James. Kris gets another go as he starts out in spoons and eventually moving on to missionary. The final position is with James and is a standing missionary. Once this is over both guys take a turn spraying her chest. Here we have yet another solid scene. Ashlynn always seems to bring her A game when it comes to working and James and Kris match it.
Before the credits roll we are treated to one more scene depicted these three cuddling in bed together, with Ashlynn in the middle.
Extras:
On this two-disc set we are featured to a two-part BTS, the first part being a regular BTS and the second part being footage shot by XFanz. There are also trailers, pictures, outtakes and a bonus scene featuring Ashlynn Brooke and Tommy Gunn, though I don’t know what movie it is from.
Final Thoughts and Rating:
New Sensations has hit another home run with this parody. I admire the fact that they have chosen to do more modern show parodies, with the next one being Seinfeld. The casting was great from top to bottom with Tori being the best fit in my opinion. This is a solid title, though not as good as their Office parody so I give this 4.5 out of 5.




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