Review of The Office: A XXX Parody

New Sensations decides to try their shot at the porn parody market with The Office: A XXX Parody. Contract star Ashlynn Brooke plays Michelle, the office manager for Dinder Muffin. With her being “The World’s Bust Boss” and employee of the month, Michelle lets her workers do whatever and whoever they want. Hey, everyone deserves a hard day at The Office. That’s what she said!

After the opening credits, which are designed after the show with music that sounds different enough not to get sued, we find Ashlynn in her office as she greets the crew that is going to film the staff. She then takes them out to the office and introduces them to her workers and also mentions her three rules “Fun, funny and inner-office fucking.” She mentions three of her people; Dwayne (Dane Cross), Jimmy (James Deen) and her “sex slave” Sam (Jenna Haze). After a couple quick interview clips we see James talking to Jenna and saying she should “play” with his hard drive instead of her keyboard.

Scene 1: Jenna Haze and James Deen

These two lovebirds head into another room where James starts fingering her right away. He is soon eating her out before they both take turns manually arousing each other. Surprisingly Jenna doesn’t suck him off right here as they go into a standing doggie. After this is when she gets down to suck him off before moving onto standing doggie again, this time in a different version. The next little segment is filmed from behind a slotted screen so the action is obstructed a bit as they go back to the first position before settling into reverse cowgirl. Doggie then follows this up as they then go into what I guess you could call standing missionary. The scene then finishes up with a pop shot to the face. This opening scene is really good. I loved the fact that they went a little outside the box on some of the positions, changing them ever so slightly to get a combination that you rarely see.

We switch back to Ashlynn now as she introduces the accountants (played by Ralph Long, Rocco Reed and Dahlia Denyle). She ends up getting into a little fight with Rocco though because she calls him “Menudo” and he’s not a Latina. She tops off the conversation with a “That’s what she said” and we then see her talking to her boss, Jen (Stephanie Swift), who is upset that she said that.

Scene 2: Ashlynn Brooke and Stephanie Swift

Stephanie is mad because she says that what Ashlynn says is sexual harassment and Ashlynn decides that she will make her feel better. She clears her desk a little and crawls across to start kissing her. It doesn’t take long after Ashlynn warms up Stephanie with some nipple sucking and is soon after eating her out. After a good amount of oral and finger probing, Ashlynn pulls out a pink rabbit to use on Stephanie. Ashlynn then pulls out a strap-on and proceeds to use it on her while in doggie. After licking the dildo clean Stephanie gets on her back for some missionary before she eats out Ashlynn. Ashlynn gets into doggie to allow Stephanie to use the pink rabbit on her. Stephanie even puts on the strap-on to give her some doggie and missionary loving as well. The scene finishes up nicely with a 69 on top of the desk. Again we have another good scene. At times the energy doesn’t seem to be as intense as the last scene but these two ladies bring it back up again.

Ashlynn says that after their “talk” they decided it would be best to make sure everyone knows the dangers of sexual harassment. You can just imagine where this will lead. Next we see James talking to a customer while Dane is sitting across from him stapling loudly. After a quick interview from James we find Dane in the break room eating peanuts when Codi Carmichael comes in to congratulate him on the way he handled James.

Scene 3: Codi Carmichael and Dane Cross

They almost immediately start kissing and are soon on the couch as they start getting undressed. Codi then starts the fun off by giving Dane some good head before she lays back to get some from him. They go right from there to Dean sliding in and out of her in missionary. Dane then gets a small break while Codi rides him in reverse cowgirl. Codi then gets bent over for some doggie before they slide into spoons. Codi gets on top again, this time in cowgirl. Dane last a little before he has to pull out to cum across her chest. The energy for this scene is really high as Codi seems to be having a lot of fun. Her dirty talk is pretty good and she is a screamer for you guys that don’t know. Fun scene overall though and it has a nice flow to it.

All the workers are then scene in a room to listen to Ashlynn’s lecture about sexual harassment. As a demonstration she has a stripper (Gianna Michaels) come in and start dancing and stripping, of course.

Scene 4: Faye Reagan and Gianna Michaels

Eventually Faye comes up tells her “that’s not how you do it” and she proceeds to bury her face in her chest. Both ladies end up getting naked as Faye starts off by eating her out and fingering her. Faye then gets her turn as Gianna has her lie back so she can lap at her clam. Gianna soon takes over as she starts fingering her hard. Faye then puts on a strap-on and uses it on Gianna in missionary. Gianna then licks off her juices while Faye bats around her breasts. Faye even straddles and gives her a titty fuck. Gianna finishes off the scene by giving Faye hard finger bang. Very intense scene as both ladies take turns being the dominant female. Gianna is particular loud in this scene, with plenty of dirty talk to boot.

With everyone still in the room Gianna walks out as everyone looks bored. We then hear from Mark Wood who is concerned that he didn’t know about the meeting, considering he is the HR department. Once that quick clip is done though we go back to the accountants as Dahlia starts to undress a little after they think it’s a little warm in the room.

Scene 5: Dahlia Denyle, Ralph Long and Rocco Reed

She doesn’t even get her blouse completely unbuttoned before Rocco comes over and starts to kiss her. Ralph then joins the action as he starts sucking on her nipples while Rocco works on her clit. Ralph then gets some oral love from Dahlia and not long after that Rocco starts in on some missionary. Ralph gets his first poke in spoons while she sucks Rocco clean. Rocco then lies on top of the desk so she can ride cowgirl while she still sucks on Ralph. She turns around while on Rocco still for some reverse cowgirl before going with Ralph for some doggie. Rocco gets to finish up the sex with missionary before both guys pop on her face. The first pop shot is pretty good too, not saying the second one isn’t though. I’ve never seen Dahlia in anything before this, as far as I know anyway, and I must say I was impressed. She seemed to have a lot of fun and had no problem taking on both guys.

We then switch back to Ashlynn’s office where she is with Mark (whose character name is Toby, just like the real show) and Holly (Alexis Texas). Mark let’s her know how degrading the lecture was and Ashlynn and Alexis figure they need to show him how to loosen up.

Scene 6: Ashlynn Brooke, Alexis Texas and Mark Wood

Both ladies start to rub on him and soon after have his pants down as Alexis goes down first to suck him off. Ashlynn goes down to help for a little before she hikes up her skirt so that Alexis can give both of them oral. They then share for a little bit more but that doesn’t last long as Ashlynn gets behind Alexis in order to finger her. Alexis then gets to lie back on the desk for some missionary action while she gets to play with and eat out Ashlynn. Ashlynn gets bent over for some doggie fun while Alexis rubs her clit. Ashlynn eats out Alexis for a little bit too before she straddles Mark for some reverse cowgirl. Alexis gets to hop on as well for regular cowgirl before she too does some doggie. Mark eventually pulls out and paints Alexis’s ass with his cum. Alexis really shines in this scene as she brings a lot of energy to the table. Ashlynn as well does a great job keeping up with her.

There is funny twist at the end that I do not want to reveal but I will say it’s a bit or irony.

Extras:

This movie is a two-disc set, with the second disc featuring all the extras. There is a nice BTS, outtakes, interviews, trailers and photos. There is also a bonus scene from My Fantasy Girls featuring Mikayla Mendez (billed as Mikayla) who is now with Wicked Pictures.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

The great thing about this movie is that you can tell that everyone had a good time making it. I think to really appreciate it this you have to have seen the show that it is based on. Granted the comedy isn’t as good as the real show but they do a good job in the attempt. This is a pretty funny movie with hot sex to boot so I give it 4.75 out of 5.

To check out more about this movie go to New Sensations website. To by and view online click on the boxcover above or here.

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