Review of Alice: A Fairy Love Tale

From Bluebird Films’  Gotha line comes Alice: A Fairy Love Tale. This sleazy flick is a naughty interpretation of the Alice story, complete with wonderful and goofy costumes and hot British accents. I’ve never read the book so I’m not sure from where Bluebird decided to pull their story, but each vignette features Stacey Saran as Alice as she fucks her way through Wonderland, or at least something like it.

Scene 1: “Escape” with Stacey Saran and Ben Dover as the dirty guardian

Alice is a cute, restless girl who just wants some excitement in her life. Her guardian punishes her with some spanking and some dirty sex, in a scene that features a paddle and a lovely red spot on Stacey’s pale ass. She touches herself for the older man, and pleasures him with plenty of blow jobs. This is a good introduction scene to Stacey and her skills, and the story picks up when Alice decides to “follow her hearts.”

Scene 2: “Tweedee” with Stacey Saran, Kat Lee, Kit Lee, and the playing cards

Once outside, Alice meets the dirty twins Kit and Kat Lee. An epic battle ensues and Alice saves they day with an orgy and some blow jobs. This scene has zero foreplay for the ladies, and I think the card costumes are a bit too campy, but it’s a nice scene focusing on Stacey’s skills, with Kit and Kat playing backup. It’s fascinating for me to see the twins interacting together in such a sex filled situation, yet they ignore each other completely, even when a guy is coming into their mouths. Fun scene!

Scene 3: “Mirror” with Stacey Saran and the mirror Alice

Alice wanders through the looking glass in this charming girl-girl scene that almost features twins but not quite. Alice and Mirror Alice have fun together with lots of eating and eating and eating, then some kissing. The costumes are cute too, and I appreciate the attention Bluebird Films paid to the Alice Archetype without always being too boring. This is a pretty great scene with some memorable 69ing. Where ever will the Rabbit take Alice next?

Scene 4: “Duchess”, with Stacey Saran, the Duchess and her two guards

The Duchess catches Alice and lets her men “prepare” her on the banquet table. The royal Duchess then watches as the attendants fuck Alice. Stacey Saran does a great job of handling two guys at once, especially when she gives them blow jobs, and they finish her off nicely. The Duchess, however, is totally hot and I really wish she had been much more involved in this scene. What a tease!

Scene 5: “Tea” with Stacey Saran, the Duchess, her guards, the Mad Hatter, and some fairies

Anything that was lacking from the previous four scenes is fulfilled in the tea party orgy. This scene is a mess of glitter, costumes, tea pots and body juices. There are playing cards fucking Alice, and fairies fucking Alice and Alice sharing a cock with the Mad Hatter. The only thing this scene is missing is guy/guy interaction, but it does include pussy licking, 69, blow jobs, fucking, boobs and every sex position you can think of. It’s sexy, it’s hot, and it’s dirty – my type of tea party.

Scene 6: “Pyrates” with Stacey Saran, some pirates and the Rabbit

Suddenly there are pirates, including two wenches and a captain who needs the “kiss of life.” Also, there’s a Rabbit who is late but still has time for sex. I have no idea why there are pirates in this scene, but Stacey Saran does a good job anyway. She especially is good at keeping her eyes on the camera when her mouth is busy. “Pyrates” was a strange scene. The sex wasn’t bad, but it was a little weak coming after the tea party scene. It really seemed like Bluebird Films didn’t quite know where to stick the pirates so they were just shoved at the end.

Extras:

Alice: a Fairy Love Tale includes a slide show of images from the film, trailers for other Bluebird Films productions, and a link to their website. Another special treat is a collection of pop shot scenes from the film, which can be nice to get your kicks.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

Features and parodies can be a lot of fun, and Alice: a Fairy Love Tale was every bit of fun it could have been. Stacey Saran carries you scene after scene as Alice, finding herself in one ridiculous situation after another. The supporting cast was fun as well, but very forgettable when compared to Stacey. The sex was mostly good, the costumes were so much fun, and a good time was had by all, though I admit I wish Bluebird Films would focus a little bit more on foreplay for the babes.

An episodic story like Alice in Wonderland is perfect for an adult film because in fairy tales like this, narrative doesn’t really matter at all.  Bluebird Films did a good job with this interpretation of the classic tale, and I’m glad to have seen it. 4 out of 5!