Review of Passenger 69

This cheesy action flick from Bluebird Films features Linsey Dawn McKenzie in her first U.S. feature movie. Dreaming of saving the day with her all natural breasts, she fucks sucks and licks her way into saving the day from a duo of evil, sexy terrorists.

Scene 1: “Sim” with Linsey Dawn McKenzie & Puma Swede

Head flight attendant Puma Swede can’t help but seduce her vigilante stewardess Linsey Dawn McKenzie. These ladies have super cute costumes, including skimpy stewardess uniforms and lovely blue stockings that ride up their great thighs. Puma Swede is a dirty Swedish bitch who likes to talk nasty and slurp at Linsey’s snatch. The girls grind, then Puma uses a toy on Linsey, making the brunette gag. The scene has some pretty mainstream sex, and focuses primarily on toys.

Scene 2: “Security” with Jennifer Dark, Madelyn Marie & Billy Glide

Terrorist Jennifer dark and Madelyn Marie manage to get taken into custody by Billy Glide, but he has no defense against their sexual attacks. The ladies undress him and go to town with blow jobs and plenty of face sitting. It’s nice to see the ladies in charge here, teasing Billy by letting him insert just his tip. The ladies share him back in forth in this great, passionate scene.

Scene 3: “Prep” with Linsey Dawn McKenzie & Gemma Massey

Ms. Massey enjoys her first girl-girl scene in this flight attendant fuck fest with Ms. McKenzie. Linsey admits she likes girls, and Gemma shares her own secret before they have a few drinks and start kissing. It’s so great that Linsey is so proud of her huge, natural breasts, and Gemma seems to enjoy them as well. The girls 69 then use some toys, finding themselves in some interesting positions. McKenzie puts on a great show, but Gemma needs to be a bit louder to make the scene seem more convincing. It concludes nicely with the girls masturbating side-by-side.

Scene 4: “Auto” with Madelyn Marie and the pilot

Danger strikes when Madelyn sneaks into the cockpit and seduces the pilot with a hot hand job. He eats her out while she’s in his pilot’s chair, then starts fucking her. Madelyn puts on a great show and it really does seem like she is enjoying herself. I might be a sucker for accents, but the pilot mumbling exotic sweet nothings while he fucks Madelyn is an extra special turn on. He grips her ass nicely while he uses her, then finishes off on her boobs.

Scene 5: “Hostage” with Jasmine Jolie & Briana Blair and Charles Dera

After Madelyn gets the transistor codes she and Jennifer Dark takeover the plane. A few of the passengers are turned on by their situation and ask permission to have a threesome before they die. This scene is pretty dirty, with the terrorists filming and touching themselves while the first class passengers fuck like animals. There is plenty of cock sucking in this intense scene which is both voyeuristic and exhibitionism. Charles switches from girl to girl, but when more than one lady is involved there should be more pussy licking. Charles Dera also happens to sound like a muppet when he gets too intense into pounding the girls, which can be really strange and distracting.

Scene 6: “Return” with Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Madelyn Marie, Puma Swede, Angelica Heart & others

Linsey’s epic breasts save the day, and the terrorists decide that if they can’t have the plane then they will have cock instead. An orgy ensues with three ladies plus two men and one girl, including the two terrorists, two flight attendants, and two dudes. This scene has everything you could want with an orgy, including blow jobs, pussy licking, boobs, hand jobs, toys, and everything in between. I really enjoyed this scene because there was always something exciting that was going on, with a lot of variety and variation.

Extras:

Special features of Passenger 69 include a photo gallery, collection of pop shots, trailers and a link to the Bluebird Films website.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

I enjoyed Passenger 69 for the most part. The sex was a bit mainstream and I’m convinced that the girls were putting on a show rather than genuinely enjoying the sex, but it didn’t come off as too fake. The plot was interesting enough and simple to follow, which is perfect when connecting sex scene to sex scene. I liked the costumes, but the women were a bit done-up for my tastes. There was a tasteful combination of real breasts and fake boobs, but most of all, I was happy that Linsey Dawn McKenzie bragged so much about her fake tits. I can’t imagine how much fun it was to film a porn on a jet plane, and it took the director some clever maneuvering to navigate around the airliner seats. Overall, Passenger 69 earns 4 out of 5.