Review of The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody

In the newest parody from Lee Roy Myers and New Sensations they tackle the quintessential 80’s movie, The Breakfast Club. Normally I would tell you what the story is all about but if you don’t know this story then you need to go watch it and then come back to this review. The only thing that doesn’t match up is that Samantha Ryan plays the antagonist. Other then that everything else matches up pretty well. So let’s relieve the 80’s with The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody.

Scene 1: Syren Sexton and Sonny Hicks

This scene is a flashback or at least that is what Sonny wants everyone to think. He is a hotel room with a hotel employee at Niagara Falls and after a bit of talking Syren is on her knees and sucking on Sonny’s cock. He thanks her by lapping up her clam for a bit before sliding his meat in her in missionary. Spoons is the next position and then right into cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl is next as we get a good look at Syren before they go into doggie to finish things up. Sonny then pulls out in order to spray Syren’s waiting chest. This is an OK scene. I don’t really know much about either one of these performers so I have nothing to compare this too but the chemistry didn’t seem to be there.

Scene 2: Samantha Ryan and Chad Alva

While in his own room for being disrespectful Chad waits until Samantha comes in to talk to him. They kind of flirt for a bit as they chat and before you know it they are making out and rubbing each other. Being that she’s the boss Samantha gets her pussy licked first before sucking him off. Once these formalities are done, Chad slides himself into Samantha in missionary and then cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl follows as Samantha rides hard and faster before rolling over into spoons. Doggie is then used for the final position which leads to Samantha’s face getting covered in cum. This scene is hotter than the last one but the positions were the same order which I found kind of odd.

Scene 3: Brooke Van Buuren, Tessa Taylor, Breanne Benson and Levi Cash

Here we have another flashback but this time it is about the jock and how he got in detention. Levi starts the scene in the locker room and the girls show up and talk to him. After a quick conversation they all start kissing and before you know it they are all sucking him off. Breanne then gets her pussy eaten by Levi while she in turn licks Tessa. Breanne gets some loving as she lies back in missionary and then Tessa gets a go in standing doggie. Tessa kisses Brooke while getting reamed from behind while Breanne eats out Brooke from below. Brooke gets her turn with Levi next as she rides him in cowgirl and is followed Breanne in reverse cowgirl before she hops back on in reverse cowgirl. Tessa gets the last poke as she hops on for cowgirl and afterward Levi pulls out and cums on their faces. The girls then start kissing on each other to finish off the scene. Overall this scene is pretty hot. I do have a complaint though about the way it was shot. Usually when you have three ladies and one guy, two of the girls will spend time together while the guy and the other girl do their thing. They didn’t do that here so sometimes you lose one or two of them.

Scene 4: Andy San Dimas and Levi Cash

For fans of the original movie this scene takes place after Ally Sheedy gets a makeover and turns into the beautiful swan. So after Levi sees Andy they talk for a second and then start in on the foreplay and kissing. It doesn’t take long for Levi to start eating her out and fingering her before she starts to suck him off. Andy lies back for missionary to start off the action and then goes right into cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl follows as Andy rides hard and then they rollover into spoons. Another go in missionary is next and then doggie to finish up. Andy ends up taking his jizz on her ass after he pulls out. Andy is very energetic in this scene and the chemistry between her and Levi is good as well. This is one of the better scenes on the disc.

Scene 5: Faye Reagan and Chad Alva

After a little chat they start kissing and then Chad starts to finger and eat out Faye. Faye then puts her oral skills to work when she sucks off Chad before lying on her back for missionary. Faye gets to ride the horse next as she straddles him in cowgirl and then reverse cowgirl. Doggie is then the final position before Chad pulls out and sprays her face. I felt disappointed with this scene. Faye is usually a good performer but I felt she wasn’t that into the scene for some reason.

Extras:

All the extras are on the second disc of this two-disc set. We get a nice BTS, bloopers, pictures, a party version and trailers. There is also a bonus sex scene featuring Andy San Dimas.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

This is another solid outing from New Sensations, who is showing they are very good at making parodies as well. Unfortunately the person that was the head of that department, Lee Roy Myers, has left the company too pursue other opportunities. So we’ll see where that leaves them on that end. This parody had a lot to live up to considering the iconic status of the source material and they do a good job of converting it into porn. They even make fun of the whole “why are we getting detention in college” thing that a lot of people would probably ask. If you are a fan of the original you should check this out and I give it a 4 out of 5.