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Review of BatFXXX: a Dark Knight Parody

By on January 4, 2011

Holy endless orgies, Batfuck! Bluebird Films ensembled over 60 adult superstars to save the day in BatFXXX, a ten scene parody extravaganza. Nicholas Steele directs Robina, Batchick and Batfuck as they battle the forces of Jo-Kerr, Katwoman and Gangster Lovato as they plague Gothard City with Ivy’s love gas.

Scene 1: “Bang” and Opening Credits with Nick Manning, Paul Chaplin and others

Nicholas Steele introduces Billionaire Bruce (Nick Manning) at a charity event, complete with Gothard City’s finest. After the event, however, Miss Gothard and her ladies are abducted by the vile Jo-Kerr, played by Paul Chaplin himself. After, hilarity and horror ensue.

Scene 2: “Red” with Kristina Rose, Blake Rose and Nick Manning

After Batfuck stops a shipment of drugs and saves some damsels in distress, he spreads his wings and takes turns giving the ladies his special treatment. This scene has some lesbian action with a lot of focus on facesitting, though there isn’t any foreplay to be said of before the hardcore stuff. This is a pretty long scene with plenty of blowjobs and lots of sweat. Kristina and Rose have so much energy in this scene that I’m amazed that Nick can keep up. The conclusion is pretty messy, and Nick’s grunts, moans and weird one-liners are cheesy and made me laugh.

Scene 3: “Gang” with Anna Lovato, Paul Chaplin, Jasmine Black, Delta White, Stacey Saran, Cindy Behr, Rio Lee, Demetri XXX, Jeff, Dirty Dog, Tony James and Kaia Kane

When Jo-Kerr introduces himself and his new weapon to Lovato’s Gang, their criminal negotiations quickly turn into something more. This orgy scene has lots of costumes, lots of action, some girlie interactions but plenty of blowjobs. Though there is no anal, the cum shots are plenty dirty.

Scene 4: “Claws” with Alexa Nicole, Mark Davis, Pike Nelson and Madelyn Marie

Madelyn Marie’s performance of Katwoman won my heart throughout BatFXXX. The set for Claws was pretty cute, and while I’m not a fan of catgirls, the costumes were pretty fun, too. Katwoman and Kitka (Alexa Nicole) have captured BatFXXX’s allies, the mayor of Gothard City (Mark Davis) and Commissioner Gordon (Pike Nelson). Katwoman uses Jo-Kerr’s secret weapon and brings the men to their knees. After some blow jobs there’s a little bit of attention paid to the ladies, primarily Madelyn Marie’s great latex crotchless cat costume. The ladies switch partners a few times, and it’s enough to convince Mayor Davis and Commissioner Gordon to their side.

Katwoman, rather than being sweet and seducing, should have been more in charge and dominating in this scene. She’s a bitch with a whip! Do what she says!

Scene 5: “Smile” with Madelyn Marie, Paul Chaplin, Brooke Banner, Mason Moore, Brooke Haven, Tommy Gunn, Will Powers, Madison Fox, Jazy Berlin, Danny Mountain, Dylan Ryder and Aaron Wilcox

After a brief action sequence, the Jo-Kerr goes to a strip club for some fun, because even bad guys like strippers. Katwoman isn’t quite won over to his side, yet, but after some more of Ivy’s spray, an orgy is inevitable. Even the random strip-club patrons get attention in this scene, with lots of women to each man. There’s plenty of girl-girl here, and tons of jiggly, wet asses. Paul Chaplin keeps his character throughout the whole scene, which must have been a feat, and Madelyn Marie looks so hot.

As they’re finishing up with lots of wet puddles all over the stage, the scene is abruptly interrupted when Two-Faced Harvey ruins the fun. It’s his town and he wants a piece of the action, too.

Scene 6:  “Janus” with Mr. Pete, Andy San Dimas and Jamey Janes

Mr. Pete was a creepy, gross mask through this whole scene as he plays the good-guy gone bad. He has a girl for each side of his personality, sweet and angelic Jamey Janes and slutty and dirty Andy San Dimas. The costumes are great in this scene, and the girls wear their parts well, keeping in character as naughty and nice. Though it’s another group sex scene, there’s a lot of focus on the two ladies rather than Mr. Pete’s ugly mask. Andy chokes down on Mr. Pete’s cock, but Jamey is sure to help, especially as they take turns over the desk. There’s some girl-girl but mostly it’s about pleasuring Pete.

Disc 2

Scene 7: “Corinth” with Bobbi Starr, Krissy Lynn, Madelyn Marie, Paul Chaplin, Dani Jensen, Carolyn Reese, Rio Lee, Derrick Pierce, Danny Wylde and Chris Johnson

Across town a rival gang isn’t happy about Jo-Kerr compromising the crime, and thus the ill-gotten-gains, of Gothard City. After a few more fights scenes, the room is overcome with another orgy. Again, there are a few lesbian encounters, but mostly it’s the babes paying attention to their dudes. The action isn’t bad and the costumes are pretty slutty, but this scene isn’t super special or interesting. I did, however, enjoy the hair pulling, light spanking and there were a few moments of titty fucking. Krissy Lynn as Robina is super cute and she gets a lot of attention.

Scene 8: “Ivy” with Tory Lane, Mina, Scarlett Fay, Krissy Lynn, Johnny Castle, Nick Manning, TJ Cummings and Barry Scott

While in Poison Ivy’s garden we get to enjoy a lovely set, campy dialogue and another crazy orgy. This scene starts off a bit slower than some of the others, with the ladies taking their time with their blowjobs. Tory Lane as Poison Ivy puts on a great show, really working her hips with the men she’s with. There’s a little bit of oral sex for the ladies, but not much girl-girl. They switch partners up a bit but for the most part everyone sticks to themselves. There is no anal in this scene aside from discrete ass-licking.

And the plot thickens.

Scene 9: “Mystique” with Isis Love, Breanne Benson, Persia Pele, Alex Gonz, Billy Glide and Tony DeSergio

Doctor Breanne Benson is trying to find an antidote to Ivy’s aphrodisiac potion but things don’t quite go as planned. There’s another orgy but again, it’s not as distracting as some of the others. There’s not much foreplay for the girls but there are endless blowjobs for the dudes. Isis Love as Bat Chick gets some anal tonguing, but can she save the day?

Scene 10:  “Joke” with Yurizan Beltran, Nika Noire, Brynn Tyler, Jenny Hendrix, Paul Chaplin, Krissy Lynn, Isis Love, Seth Gamble, Madelyn Marie, Katie Kox, Jerry and Keni Styles

Jo-Kerr still has everyone held hostage from the first scene, and after a botched rescue attempt it’s time for the whole cast to go crazy with aphrodisiac laughing gas. In this climatic orgy scene there’s girl-girl, blow jobs, Isis Love enjoying a sybian, and lots of wetness everywhere. This scene is pretty distracting. There’s so much action going on between everyone. With a room full of porn stars in crazy costumes, pretty much anything can happen.

One warning – there are clowns in this scene. I understand that clowns are part of Jo-Kerr’s entourage and thus part of the story, but really, there is absolutely no tasteful way of putting clowns into porn.

But, in the end, can Batfuck save the day?

Extras:

BatFXXX from Bluebird Films is a two-disc feature that offers photo slide shows and trailers. Behind the scenes or cast interviews would have been a lot of fun with a film of this caliber.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

Holy long review, Batfuck! Bluebird Films really did a stellar job of putting together this crazy parody production. Nicholas Steele balanced sex with fun in one orgy scene after another, and producer Paul Chaplin as Jo-Kerr was just great. After big shots like Heath Ledger, Jack Nicholson and even Mark Hamil’s voice acting for the animated cartoons, poor Paul had a billion tough acts to follow. His costume was good, his make-up was pretty great, and his acting was spot-on. He wasn’t a replica of Nicholson or Ledger, though. Paul Chaplin brought his own interpretation of the character to the scenes, and he did a great job of keeping in character, too.

The costumes in BatFXXX were great, something Bluebird Films pays special attention to. The sets were also pretty good, and the special effects weren’t blockbuster but this is porn, right? I did like the fight scenes, which were pretty similar to the old Batman television show I used to watch on syndication when I was a kid. Most of the acting is pretty good, but some of these porn stars just aren’t actresses. But that’s okay because the dialogue was goofy and not meant to be taken too seriously.

The sex wasn’t bad, but one orgy scene after another can get old, especially after two disks. I would have liked to have seen Nick Manning on some one-on-one action. He made a fun Bat, though, and Madelyn Marie was an incredible Kat. I would have liked to have seen more foreplay for the women, though. Bluebird Films isn’t great about focusing on female pleasure, but they’re all about the spectacle and glamorous beauty of porn.

BatFXXX was fun. I’m glad to have watched it. I know that a lot of people are very impressed by what Bluebird has done here, but while it was entertaining I didn’t think it was always very sexy. It’s something I wanted to watch, but didn’t find particularly arousing. While I do think that BatFXXX is going to win many much deserved awards, it’s not my favorite. BatFXXX from Bluebird Films gets 4 out of 5.

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