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Review of Frankencock

By on October 2, 2011

Despite it being October, this is not a Halloween-themed porno. Frankencock from Bluebird Films features Eastern European doctors who have an insatiable appetite for their patient’s big black cocks.

Scene 1: “Elbow Problem” with Jason Brown & Carla Cox

Poor Jason Brown has a bad case of tennis elbow, but his doctors are too enraptured by his size that he can’t get the help he needs. Doctor Carla Cox is no exception, and she shows him which bones are connected to the other bones. She gives him a nice, slow blowjob, using both her mouth and hands. Jason puts his Doc on her desk and gives her some oral pleasure, gripping her small boobs in his big hands. He grips her hips as she rides him, then he does her from behind on the desk. This was my favorite part.

Scene 2: “Bum Shot” with Ice Cold & Lea Lexis

Ice Cold is a big baby when he gets a shot in his ass, but Lea Lexis knows exactly what to do to make him feel better. She takes out his unit and uses her mouth to get it wet. She’s a small girl and pretty cute. Ice Cold slaps her ass lazily when she sits on his face, and her boobs get plenty of attention. He lays her down on her back and goes crazy eating her out – his tongue is everywhere! He gives his frankencock to her slowly, and by this time both are nice and wet. This is a slow scene that has the action but lacks the spark.

Scene 3: “Exam Bed” with Jon Jon and Brooklyn Jade

The scene between Jon Jon and Brooklyn Jade didn’t really have much of a plot. There’s something about how he can’t lay on the exam bed right so Doctor Brooklyn shows him and then they start flirting. In no time she’s on her knees and the action begins. This is another slow scene, but Brooklyn Jade looks good as she plays with herself.

Scene 4: “Travel Insurance” with Lee Bangs & Doctor Klarisa

Lee Bangs isn’t feeling well after traveling so much and Doctor Klarisa Leone doesn’t understand English very well. They check each other out, first with the stethoscope and then with their hands, then Klarisa welcomes Lee into her country. He licks her and she gets naked. This might sound nitpicky but none of her lingerie matches. It looks like she brought her stuff from home, which isn’t a bad thing, it’s just a detail I noticed. I guess it’s more realistic that way? This scene has more energy than the others, and Lee and Klarisa both work up a sweat.

Scene 5: “Break Time” with Cathy Heaven & Nat Turner

Cathy Heaven and Nat Turner take a break from their military service and have some fun in the office. Nat looks pretty attractive in his uniform, and it’s unfortunate that they get naked so quickly. There’s a blow job, and his head gets lots of attention. He bangs Cathy over the desk, taking a hard grip on her hair. She works her body well, which is just great, and big Nat can just carry her around any way he wants. This was the best scene of the collection.

Extras:

There isn’t really much to see here, just a collection of pop shots and trailers to other Bluebird Films productions.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

With a name like Frankencock I kind of wanted mad scientist porn, but I guess doctor/patient porn was good enough. This is a collection of white Eastern European chicks hooking up with their black, American patients. The action wasn’t bad. It was decently hardcore, though I thought it lacked anything special or exciting. It’s enough to get the job done, so Frankencock from Bluebird Films gets 3.75 out of 5.

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