Scene 1: “Deal” with Paige Ashley, Bill Bailey & Chloe Conrad

While Paige and Anna are running, Anna falls hurts herself very badly. Chloe Conrad, playing Brooke, is very upset and accuses Paige of sabotaging Anna. Paige just wants Chloe to calm down and to give her a chance to prove herself, and prove herself she does. They push everything off of the desk and the coach and the runner help Brooke/Chloe to calm down. I love when people get dirty on a desk, and this threesome scene has girls on their knees, plenty of blowjobs, and some licking and fucking on the desktop.

Scene 2: “Bed” with Anna Lovato & Yurizan Beltran

At the hospital, Anna Lovato is recognized as a star by nurse Beltran. Yurizan is concerned about her patient’s health, so she decided to go down on her. This scene has some pretty nice camera angels, which look like a voyeur spying on the two ladies getting dirty together. Yurizan has a great ass, and Anna, while scrawny, jiggles her butt the best she can while she’s on her knees. They play with a little pink vibrator and enjoy some decent 69.

Scene 3: “Conflict” with Marcus London & Paige Ashely

The commissioner accuses Paige of tripping Anna, and Paige gets mad again. Is the machine reading her lies, or her passion for the team? She tries all of the tricks she knows to convince Marcus that she’s innocent. This scene features more sex on another desk, which isn’t too bad. They have some great energy with some nice kissing and some wonderful doggy style. Paige has some incredibly giant fake boobs that are really emphasized during this scene.

Scene 4: “Train” with Anna Lovato & Jamey Janes

At physical therapy, Jamey Janes makes Anna work every part of her body. They start with the sybian, and Anna mounts it while Jamey kisses her. Unfortunately they don’t spend a lot of time on this toy, but they do end up on the therapy table for more kissing. They eat a bit and finger one another, enjoying the pleasures of a black toy. I really wish they had enjoyed more time on the sybian! What a waste!

Scene 5: “Medal” with Anna Lovato, Paige Ashley, Mr. Pete, Danny Wylde, Chris Johnson, Alyssa Reece, Andy San Dimas, Craig Spivek & everyone else

Once race day rolls around, is Anna feeling well enough to compete, let alone win? Later, at the bar, a typical concluding Bluebird orgy takes place. The ladies team meets the men’s team and everyone fucks everyone. Anna gets dirty with two toys at once (but not too dirty!) There’s some girl on girl action and lots and lots of blowjobs. The lights are a bit low in this scene, making it hard to see many of the details. There’s some anal action, and also some double penetration, making this the most interesting scene of the whole collection.

Extras:

Bluebird Films doesn’t offer much, but Sprint has a collection of pop shot scenes, trailers to other Bluebird productions, a slide show, and a link to the Bluebird Films website.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

I don’t always find Anna Lovato to be overly interesting, and she had a lot of influence when it came to the production of Sprint. The sex scenes aren’t bad, but I found the story to be super boring. The scenes seemed to fall short – just when they were getting exciting they’d leave the viewer hanging. I didn’t hate Sprint, but it is not one of my favorites. Sprint from Bluebird Films earns 3.75 out of 5.

Scene 1: Persia Monir & Prinzzess

Prinzzess doesn’t like her mom’s new lodger, so she goes to her employer’s house looking for a place to stay. Persia is more than willing to help the young girl out, and that night she pays Prinzzess a visit. Prinzzess isn’t in charge in this scene, which is different from other scenes she is featured in. I kind of liked varying up the roles, however. Persia gets intimate with the shy Prinzzess and the moment moves to a kiss. Prinzzess just lays back and lets Persia do her thing, which happens to be a lot of delicious nipple nibbling. There’s some great fingering, some oral sex, and seven some more boob action. They switch back and forth with lots of focus on their breasts, and once they are both completely nude they grind. This was a pretty decent scene from two ladies I very much enjoy.

Scene 2: Aiden Starr, Cindy & Elise Graves

This scene was very… unexpected. Elise is working for a doctor who practices out of the home, and when Elise stumbles upon a gynecological exam, both the patient and the doctor move in to seduce her. Elise ends up on the exam table as Aiden and Cindy fondle her. Cindy eats her out and fingers her while wearing a rubber glove. Then they take out a giant wand vibrator, and then Aiden takes out a strap-on toy. The three ladies get dirty together, and in the end, they find a sybian. This scene would have been pretty sexy because it had so many fun toys and lots of great positions, but the weird unprofessional doctor element really threw me off.

Scene 3: Allie Haze & Tanya Tate

Tanya confesses to young Allie that she and Allie’s mom used to hook up when they were younger. Tanya tells a heart wrenching story of love and loss, but she is consoled by the interested and eager Allie. They cuddle and then Tanya shows off her hot body. The girls get touchy, which leads to some boob action and some rubbing. They grind a bit, and Allie gives Tanya a million kisses all up and down her back. The oral sex is slow in this scene, but Allie and Tanya both take their time and pay extra special attention to each other.

Scene 4: Jodo West & Shyla Jennings

Prinzzess gets in the middle of someone else’s business, which results in Jodo and Shyla hooking up. Jodo fingers Shyla and the girl can’t help but work her hips very nicely. This is another slow, sexy scene. They ladies whisper sweet nothings in each other’s ears while they get dirty and sexy together. This is another slower scene, but Jodo and Shyla are very tender together.

Extras:

Not much here, but Girlfriends Films offers promotional videos, trailers and a link to their website.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

Lesbian Seductions older/younger volume 33 was a good collection, but not amazing. I didn’t feel as if any of the scenes were super amazing enough to catch my attention. Prinzzess starts off nicely, but the second scene at the doctor’s office/house was just weird. The last two scenes are nice but they’re a bit too slow. This collection seems a bit strangely jumbled together, but most of the sex was pretty decent if that’s all one cares about. Lesbian Seductions older/younger volume 33 from Girlfriends Films earns 4 out of 5.

Scene 1: “Elbow Problem” with Jason Brown & Carla Cox

Poor Jason Brown has a bad case of tennis elbow, but his doctors are too enraptured by his size that he can’t get the help he needs. Doctor Carla Cox is no exception, and she shows him which bones are connected to the other bones. She gives him a nice, slow blowjob, using both her mouth and hands. Jason puts his Doc on her desk and gives her some oral pleasure, gripping her small boobs in his big hands. He grips her hips as she rides him, then he does her from behind on the desk. This was my favorite part.

Scene 2: “Bum Shot” with Ice Cold & Lea Lexis

Ice Cold is a big baby when he gets a shot in his ass, but Lea Lexis knows exactly what to do to make him feel better. She takes out his unit and uses her mouth to get it wet. She’s a small girl and pretty cute. Ice Cold slaps her ass lazily when she sits on his face, and her boobs get plenty of attention. He lays her down on her back and goes crazy eating her out – his tongue is everywhere! He gives his frankencock to her slowly, and by this time both are nice and wet. This is a slow scene that has the action but lacks the spark.

Scene 3: “Exam Bed” with Jon Jon and Brooklyn Jade

The scene between Jon Jon and Brooklyn Jade didn’t really have much of a plot. There’s something about how he can’t lay on the exam bed right so Doctor Brooklyn shows him and then they start flirting. In no time she’s on her knees and the action begins. This is another slow scene, but Brooklyn Jade looks good as she plays with herself.

Scene 4: “Travel Insurance” with Lee Bangs & Doctor Klarisa

Lee Bangs isn’t feeling well after traveling so much and Doctor Klarisa Leone doesn’t understand English very well. They check each other out, first with the stethoscope and then with their hands, then Klarisa welcomes Lee into her country. He licks her and she gets naked. This might sound nitpicky but none of her lingerie matches. It looks like she brought her stuff from home, which isn’t a bad thing, it’s just a detail I noticed. I guess it’s more realistic that way? This scene has more energy than the others, and Lee and Klarisa both work up a sweat.

Scene 5: “Break Time” with Cathy Heaven & Nat Turner

Cathy Heaven and Nat Turner take a break from their military service and have some fun in the office. Nat looks pretty attractive in his uniform, and it’s unfortunate that they get naked so quickly. There’s a blow job, and his head gets lots of attention. He bangs Cathy over the desk, taking a hard grip on her hair. She works her body well, which is just great, and big Nat can just carry her around any way he wants. This was the best scene of the collection.

Extras:

There isn’t really much to see here, just a collection of pop shots and trailers to other Bluebird Films productions.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

With a name like Frankencock I kind of wanted mad scientist porn, but I guess doctor/patient porn was good enough. This is a collection of white Eastern European chicks hooking up with their black, American patients. The action wasn’t bad. It was decently hardcore, though I thought it lacked anything special or exciting. It’s enough to get the job done, so Frankencock from Bluebird Films gets 3.75 out of 5.

Scene 1: Alexis Ford
I kind of hate Christmas porn. It’s just too weird, even for me. But Alexis Ford dresses up like a dirty Mrs. Clause and gets dirty with a candy cane toy, as well as her fingers. The volume is really low in this scene and the lighting seems a bit over exposed.

Scene 2: Ashlynn Brooke
Nurse outfits are another costume that I find strange, but at least they’re usually cute. Ashlynn fingers herself hard and rubs her body a lot. She gets decently wet in this scene.

Scene 3: Bree Daniels
Bree Daniels is a super hot femme fatal who uses two fingers on the bed. With red lips, dark hair and sultry eyeshadow, she looks smazing as she rolls around on the bed. I couldn’t tell if her pleasure was genuine or dramatic, but she was still great to watch.

Scene 4: Chikita
This dirty cop gives a great strip tease before she fingers herself. Her teasing is the best part, and she looks like she had a lot of fun in this scene.

Scene 5: Cody Love
This lady is a bit too old to be a school girl, but her costume is still cute, especially when she rubs herself through her white panties. She gets nicely wet, then uses a vibrating toy that looks like a tongue. This was awesome because I’ve never seen one in action before. Pretty decent scene.

Scene 6: Dani Daniels
This white bride looks sexy with her sexy toy bouquet. She rubs herself while sucking on it, and the camera shows a nice close-up of her vagina. She touches herself slowly, getting nicely aroused, and then she picks up intensity and laughs as she comes. This was a very charming scene.

Scene 7: Ella Alexandra
Ella is an all-American girl who is cute and playful as she rolls around on the bed. Her outfit is 70s inspired, and she plays with her boobs a bit. She fingers herself and gets on her knees, and uses a toy in all sorts of positions all over the bed.

Scene 8: Hayden Winters
This dirty French maid fingers her dry vagina, and uses the feather duster to rub her body. She looks tired and unsatisfied when she’s done. This scene wasn’t too great.

Scene 9: Heather Vandeven
Heather is a nerdy school girl looking adorable in a sweater and wearing glasses. She uses a toy and gets on her desk, jiggling her boobs. She keeps her glasses on most of the time, and keeps a sex toy in her desk drawer just so she can deep throat it.

Scene 10: Kasey Chase
Sailor girls can be cute, and Kasey is adorable. The clothes are quick to come off but she keeps a lot of her accessories. She uses two fingers to touch herself and she looks very focused on the task. She looks so squeaky clean, I was surprised when she started playing with her ass. This was a great addition to the collection.

Scene 11: Lena Nicole
Lena Nicole has so many accessories it’s crazy. She’s a princess ballerina who rubs herself hard, playing around in her clothes. Her Hello Kitty necklace just looks goofy but she looks pretty decent once she starts to play with herself.

Scene 12: Malena Morgan
This feisty devils rolls around on the bed, but her pussy looks pink and dry and she has painful looking razor burn. She is really cute, though, with great makeup and a lovely smile. Once she uses the toy she starts to get more into the scene. This scene started slow and ended nicely.

Scene 13: Marie McCray
Cheerleaders are popular for a reason, and Marie McCray fulfills the fantasy and then some. She plays with her boobs, and simulates a titty fuck with her pom-poms. I’m not sure how good something like that can actually feel, but she seems to like it because she gets really wet, and then uses the pom poms on her wet hole. Wow! She’s adorable and shocking and kinky.

Scene 14: Taylor Vixen
This woman is wonderful! Taylor Vixen’s comic book scene is perfect – great light, great costume, great lady. She plays with her boobs (she has the best boobs out of this collection) and she knows how to play with the camera and put on a great show. She even dances with her magic lasso! Taylor’s Wonder Woman costume is just great, and she has a lovely orgasm.

Scene 15: Tori Black
Tori Black is a Vegas showgirl in tulle and a top hat, gloves and a great glass toy. Her costume is lovely and sensual, and her ass looks great. She touches herself and makes sure her toy is nice and wet. This was a beautiful scene to use to conclude the collection.

Extras:
This collection has a pretty great photo gallery option, in addition to the regular Girlfriends extras. There are promotional videos, trailers and a link to the Girlfriends Film website.

Final Thoughts and Rating:
Fantasy Girls: Glamour Solos is one of the better collections of solo girl masturbation scenes I have seen. I hope Girlfriends Films strikes gold with this one! The costumes are indeed glamorous and awesome, and really add personality to the girls and their scenes. There isn’t any strange music or any strange distractions, and each girl puts on a show. I loved this as a change of pace from regular Girlfriends productions, and the pacing and variety was great. The girls look at the camera and interact very well. My only complaint is that the girls are all super small, most of them have small boobs, and they are mostly hairless. Women come in more of a variety than that, and sometimes I wish Girlfriends Films would present more diversity of women in their selections. That said, Fantasy Girls: Glamour Solos from Girlfriends Films is still a sexy winner, earning it 5 out of 5.

Sight:

The packaging for the 8X dual Pleaser is a pleasant box with a clear window that lets one admire the toy. There are no weird pictures of porn stars or goofy taglines or anything. It’s pretty sophisticated and appealing, and because it didn’t advertise anything strange or bizarre, it made me even more excited about the toy.

The Slimline G comes in two colors: titillating tangerine and passionate pear. Mine is tangerine (orange). I really love the color of this toy. Many toys are pink or purple, and green and orange are such fun, funky colors. It’s kind of translucent, so you can see parts of the inner motor, which is kind of cool. Since this is my first rabbit-style toy, I was interested in seeing what it looked like on the inside.

The shaft is almost nine inches long, including the motor and controls at the base. Being a rabbit toy, the clitoral section is about two and a half inches long, with a slim girl of just over an inch. Being a “slimline g” product, it’s small enough for those who are new to toys, but not so small that it compromises the sensations.

The bottom part of the toy is made of hard plastic. This is where the motor is for the toy, and where the three AAA batteries go. Next is another part of the motor where the clitoral bullet attaches to the main shaft of the toy. This part is the soft rubbery stuff that most of the toy is made of. (I have no idea what it is.) On top of that is where the beads are. There are three rows of silver metal beads inside, which the packaging promises “won’t jam”, which I guess is a problem with some rabbit toys. On top of that is a little tip that curves. The curve is for the g-spot pleasure of this Slimline G toy. The bullet part of this rabbit-style toy looks like just a regular bullet, but its tip curves, too.

The toy has ridges up and down the shaft, especially where the beads are, and even on the clitoral bullet part of the toy. The ridges almost make the 8X Dual Pleaser look like a fat caterpillar, but thankfully, that’s where the animal comparisons end. What used to always scare me about rabbit-style vibrators was that they often had some weird animal theme going on. I’m sorry, but I really don’t want toys that look like butterflies or dolphins or yes, even rabbits. The bright color and sophisticated design of the 8X Dual Pleaser is very appealing.

Sound:

The Slimline G has two motors. One is for the clitoral stimulating bullet function. This setting is pretty quiet, more of a low rumble. The rotating beads, however, have a pretty loud, grumbling motor. The bullet can probably be used discreetly, but I wouldn’t use the rotating beads in the shaft I was afraid of someone hearing me.

Scent:

This is going to sound crazy, but I love the way this toy smells. It kind of smells pleasantly like vanilla and new rubber/plastic. I’ve had it for months and it still smells good. The scent reminds me of opening a box with a new toy when I was a kid, or a Barbie doll or something.

Salivation:

The flip side of smelling like new-plastic is that this toy tastes like plastic. It smells much nicer than it tastes. It’s not terrible, but I feel like I’m snacking on a G.I. Joe. The 8X Dual Pleaser also leaves a strange, chemical aftertaste, too.

Sensation:

It’s heavier than most of the toys I own, about half a pound, and most of the weight is in the motor at the base. That said, the insertable section is pretty light, so it won’t feel weird or uncomfortable inside because it’s too heavy.

This toy is pleasant to touch. The shaft is soft pliable, with plenty of flexibility in all of the spots where there isn’t a motor, and where there is a motor it’s not hard or unsatisfying. The texture is pretty nice, and it’s even nicer when it’s lubricated.

The vibrating function is kind of complex with this toy. It has two power buttons. One controls the clitoral bullet and the other controls the motor for the beads in the shaft. I liked that these were separate because it’s easier to control the functions. The clitoral function has eight settings, ranging from super high to very low, and every rumble, vibrate and pulse in between. The shaft only has one speed, and it can go clockwise or counterclockwise. I honestly can’t tell much of a difference between the two.

Sexy Factor:

This Slimline G is phthalate free and latex free, which is very sexy. Three AAA batteries aren’t hard to find, and it’s waterproof, too.

My favorite part of it was the clitoral bullet part. If I pressed down really hard I could feel it, but it’s just too padded for me to get any vibration without maneuvering it around. The curved tip is nice, in theory, but it’s just too much plastic between the vibrator and the clitoris to get any real sensation from it.

Inside I didn’t like it very much. At first it was too much at once, and then I realized that even though it seemed like a lot was going on, not enough of any one thing was going on for me to be able to get off. As a g-spot toy it didn’t work. The beads are decent but not great, and the “curved and contoured for targeted pleasure” tip was just way too far up in there.

Basically, I could get off with just the bullet on my clit, but not with the toy inside. Inserted, the clitoral stimulator does not touch the clitoris at all, and the vibrations aren’t pin-point enough, anyway. There’s just a lot going on but it’s cool stuff going on in the wrong places.

This toy is waterproof, which is nice because it gives the user many options. I didn’t enjoy it in the shower, though. It’s an awkward toy that only seems to work if everything is just so, and in the shower there just wasn’t enough room for me to get it where I needed it. But, maybe someone else would have better luck. Just make sure the rubber O ring is in place where the batteries go, because the rubber ring keeps the insides of the toy nice, dry, sealed and tight.

When cleaning this toy, be sure to get between the ridges. This toy has subtle bumps and textures up the shaft, and it would be easy to imagine those areas being neglected.

Another thing I noticed was that this toy doesn’t always turn on right away. It’s pretty sensitive as far as the batteries go, and there’s even a little sticker on the battery case that says “must close cap tightly,” but sometimes closing it tightly means you can’t get the batteries out when you’re done and ready to store the Slimline G. Also, don’t put the batteries in upside down, because then nothing will happen and you’ll just be confused.

Without lube this toy is fine, but both myself and the makers of the toy, Wildfire, recommend using lube. It just feels nicer.

I saw the 8X Dual Pleaser on sale with prices ranging anywhere from $20-$40. That’s quite a huge price difference. It’s an affordable novelty, and much cheaper than like-items on the market, so even if it’s not love at first sight, there isn’t much of a loss.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

Well, this toy seems like it has many factors going well for it, but it didn’t quite add up to what I was expecting and wanting. The colors are great and the functions seem awesome, but the clitoral bullet is too padded to get any sensation, and the g-spot curve is too far up the shaft to even hit the g-spot. As far as I’m concerned, the beads are a novelty but not a necessity. So, my first experience with a rabbit styled toy was less than stellar. That said, my dislike of the Slimline G 8X Dual Pleaser is based off of my own experiences and my own opinion. This might not be the toy for me, but it might be the perfect gift experience for someone who is less picky. Free to me from Topco, the Wildfire Slimline G 8X Dual Pleaser had potential, but didn’t follow through, earning it 2.75 out of 5.