Scene 1: India Summer and Ethan Hunt

So the investigation is under the way quickly and Ethan and Randy split up in order to cover more ground. Ethan decides he is going to check the morgue, where Laura (the coroner from the first movie, played by India Summer) works, and Randy reminds him to “flashy thing” here when he is done. As it turns out, since she left the organization, Ethan has been back several times just to hook up with India. It doesn’t take very long for him to find out that the morgue is a dead end as far as the investigation but that doesn’t mean they can’t have their fun. After a brief conversation, India drops down and starts to suck Ethan off. From there, India bends over an exam table so that Ethan can take her from behind before rolling over and having some more fun in missionary. India takes command next as she mounts Ethan in reverse cowgirl, which then leads to India jerking and sucking him off until he cums. Unfortunately there isn’t much of anything as far as the ejaculation here but India does do her best to cover for it. India also shows why she is the current AVN, Xbiz and XRCO MILF of the Year. One thing I would have liked to have seen here is India getting eaten out. It’s a personal gripe of mine when they don’t do anything for the female performer on the oral end. Just isn’t fair since she did such a nice job with the blowjob early in the scene.

Scene 2: Nicole Aniston, Mia Lelani and Brad Armstrong

After what happens after they split up, Randy and Ethan start to work together again and their first stop is to see Edgar (Brad Armstrong), the bug from the first movie. Turns out that he has moved into making his own porn movies involving aliens and in this case the aliens are played by Mia and Nicole who are both wearing bright colored wigs and have bug eyes. As Brad films the ladies we see them licking and playing with each other but after a little bit of teasing, the real action starts as. Nicole lies on her back as Mia starts fingering her and using a glass toy. Mia then gets on her hands and knees so Nicole can lick and finger her before she brings out her own toy to use in Mia. The ladies stop once Ethan and Randy get there to ask him a few questions but after they leave, the ladies get back to work as they both start to work on Brad’s cock. The rest of the scene is Mia and Nicole sucking and stroking Brad, either together or one on one, before he pops on Nicole’s chest and Mia’s mouth. I’ll be honest; I couldn’t really get into this scene. I guess it’s the way the Mia and Nicole looked in their makeup, which was really cool by the way, but it just lost all its steam when they took the break in the middle.

Scene 3: Alektra Blue and Xander Corvus

Up next on the investigation is Serleena (the villain from the second movie, played by Alektra Blue). Xander plays the alien that Johnny Knoxville played in that movie and he does a good job with the mannerisms while he is locked up in the stocks and being whipped by Alektra. As was the case with the others they talked to, Alektra doesn’t know what is happening with the women. Ethan and Randy then leave now Alektra wants some fun with her little slave. Once she releases him from the stocks and he puts away his other head (if you don’t understand that then you probably haven’t seen the second movie), they can get started. Things start off simply enough as Alektra has Xander being submissive and worshipping her legs before she lets him taste her pussy. Alektra turns things around and licks his shaft up and down and gives him a titty fuck before she is bent over in standing doggie, first vaginal and then anal Standing doggie anal doesn’t last too long though as they then go to missionary anal before Xander pulls out and sprays Alektra’s pussy. This is a good rebound after the last scene as the mixture of comedy before the scene starts and the sex that occurs after have a nice balance. Alektra was definitely the right choice to play the part of Serleena as well. She looks a lot like Lara Flynn Boyle did in the original. Plus we get a good amount of some hot anal sex here, for those people out there that are really into anal.

Scene 4: Kaylani Lei and Randy Spears

After we see short scene where we meet Estrella (jessica drake), we see Randy tossing and turning in bed as he is dreams about the woman that he made first contact with that ended up causing the creation of the men in black. They meet in a cornfield and from their conversation it appears that this isn’t there first extra meeting. Kaylani then takes off some clothes to reveal her three breasts which Randy immediately starts to suck on before Kaylani does the same to his dick. Randy gets on the ground and lies down as Kaylani mounts and rides him in reverse cowgirl. They then roll onto their sides for some spoons before Randy pulls out and paints all three breasts. The scene then ends with Kaylani being transported away and Randy wakes up in a cold sweat. You just knew they were going to have an alien in this movie with three breasts; it’s really no brainer when you think about it. That being said, I really did enjoy this scene and even though Randy had come out of retirement for this movie, he didn’t lose his skills and really showed why he was one of the most respected guys in the industry.

Scene 5: Misty Stone

In order to catch the alien that is snatching up the alien and human women, the men in black decide that Ethan will be used as bait, but first they need to turn him into a woman. So they get him in this machine and break the news to him once he is inside and press the red button and after am minute, Ethan turns into Misty. After the transformation, she and Randy go down to get their weapons for the mission and she tells Randy to leave so she can pick out her own, after he tries to give her a little one. After he leaves Misty starts to undress and after a short interruption from Frank the dog, she proceeds to use the neuralyzer (the flashy thingy) as a toy. This is a masturbation only scene, in case you haven’t figured it out and Misty does a nice job here and looks incredibly sexy too boot. Just like the three breasts thing in the last scene, using the neuralyzer as a dildo was something that just had to be done for this movie.

Scene 6: Isis Taylor and Tommy Pistol

After we see some scenes with Misty as Agent J, Randy decides they need to go see Jeebs (Tommy Pistol). While they are on their way, Tommy is helping out a customer played by Isis Taylor, who I playing Rosario Dawson’s character from MiB II, who is trying to pick up a bracelet. Unfortunately, she doesn’t have the ticket but he is willing to forgo that if she blows him. She agrees but only if she gets the bracelet first and after he gives it to her she starts to lick and suck on his rod. Tommy works in some foreplay on Isis after she is done but then they go straight to standing doggie. Isis then gets herself turned around for some missionary which allows Tommy to lick and suck on her nipples some more. This leads to the final position, reverse cowgirl, and Tommy shooting his load in Isis’s waiting mouth. I loved the energy in this scene as Isis and Tommy seemed to work really well together. I will say that Tommy’s prosthetics were a bit distracting and I assume that they were the reason that we didn’t see any male on female oral in this scene. I also really liked that they had three positions in this scene, all the others only had two, and variety is always a good thing.

Scene 7: jessica drake, Alektra Blue, Kaylani Lei, Misty Stone, India Summer, Randy Spears, Eric Masterson, Tommy Gunn, Marco Rivera and Jack Vegas

What kind of bid budget Brad Armstrong movie would this be without a big orgy scene? In this case, Randy and the other men in black agents infiltrate Estrella’s ship. Like most orgies, there is too much happening on screen to really be able to break it down, so I won’t even try. The action is pretty hot though and I especially liked that Misty gets to have a sex scene here instead of the solo masturbation earlier.

Extras:

I have not received the actual DVD yet. This was a download from WickedPictures.com and it did not include the bonus features. However, I have seen all the BTS stuff that was posted on the site and if the rest of the bonus features are as good as those then I will be very happy. I will write up my thoughts on the bonus features when I get the actual DVD in a couple weeks.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

Porn parodies are a big business within the porn industry but let’s be honest, most of them are not good. Fortunately, this is one of the very good ones. Brad Armstrong was able to capture the essence of the mainstream movies and the actors nailed their mainstream equivalents parts very well, the ones that had one to compare to anyway. Brad and Wicked are definitely showing a knack for the parody end of the spectrum when it comes to adult features. Hopefully they can keep up the momentum and their next parody will be just as good as this and Rocki Whore Picture Show. My only real complaint as far as the sex scenes go though was the lack of positions. As I mentioned, only one scene had more than two positions. Wicked is never going to have the amount of position changes as other companies because that is not how they operate but it would be good for them to push for at least three in each position, though it may be hard to do more because all their scenes are generally only around 12 minutes. Anyway, this is a solid movie and must see for fans of the original movies, I give this a 5 out of 5.

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Selena D., played by Dylan Ryder, is pushed out a window and becomes the epic KatWoman. After a museum and an insane asylum, she comes face-to-face with Jokette, played by Gemma Massey. Paul Chaplain reprises his role as the Jo-Kerr, which is terrifying and maybe sexy.

Scene 1: Gemma Massey, Dylan Ryder and Paul Chaplin

The Jo-Kerr uses his magical mist and everyone gets dirty behind bars. Gemma’s Jokette makeup is awesome for a costume and will make a lot of comic book fans happy, but the clown makeup was a bit much for me personally. That said, the scene was decently sexy.

Katwoman feeds the Jo-Kerr’s dick to Jokette, and then he fucks her. Dylan is in charge of her body in this scene, which is really awesome and totally in the character of Katwoman. She knows what she wants and she’s going to get it. The two girls switch back and forth, using the Jo-Kerr as they want, but more attention is paid to the others over Dylan.

Scene 2: Anna Lovato, Jennifer Dark, Andy San Dimas and Dale Dabone

Katwoman enlists the aid of Ganster Lovato (Anna Lovato), but things go awry, spells are not casts correctly, and the spectacular Jennifer Dark becomes Wonderchick. Wohoo! But things get weird because suddenly there’s an executioner dude and a goddess played by Andy San Dimas, and then everyone has sex. Andy is a great ball gobbler, and it’s nice to see her get some oral action herself. Anna gives a decent performance, but she really looks great with Jennifer Dark. Goddess Andy and the henchmen get super sweaty so you know they’re putting for a good effort. Most of all, Jennifer Dark keeps a lot of her costume on during the scene.

Scene 3: Paul Chaplin, Kagney Linn Karter, Natasha Marley and Bridgette B

A special news bulletin fills in some plot gaps, and the Jo-Kerr and Superchick show up. Soon, shenanigans ensue, and everyone is getting dirty with everyone. Superchick focuses most of her attentions on Jo-Kerr, and reporter Natasha Marley gets dirty with Professor Bridgette B. Jo-Kerr gets a chance at all of the women, but unfortunately they don’t always seem very interested. Superchick, however, steals my heart with her perfect breasts, great oral sex, and bright yellow boots.

Scene 4: Dylan Ryder, Anna Lovato and Jennifer Dark

Back at the obligatory Bluebird strip club, poor Wonderchick is bound to a stripper pole. Gangster Lovato and Jokette take advantage of the situation, but who can blame them? It seems like the more experience Anna Lovato has with Bluebird Films, the better her acting gets. There’s a leather bustier that comes off way too soon, and poor Gemma has terrible razor burn in this scene. But, the lesbian action is solid, and there’s plenty of licking and toys. Jennifer Dark gets very wet, which is great because her pleasure is genuine and convincing. The use of both a strap-on and a swing in this scene was a pleasant, sexy surprise!

Scene 5: Dylan Ryder and Evan Stone

Katwoman has an interaction with Mr. Pete/2-Face, and we are given a flashback scene to the events that start the film. Dylan and Evan Stone are great in this scene! He presents his cock to her, which she eagerly services, and then Evan fingers and eats her, which is great. While they fuck, he looks directly into Dylan’s eyes with an intense, sexy gaze, and paws at her breasts eagerly. Even Stone sniffs her panties before burying himself between her legs again, and the scene continues as they fuck around the office, trying a little bit of everything. I was incredibly impressed by Evan’ Stone’s unit and Dylan Ryder’s ability to handle it. They look great together, and they sound great, too, with lots of heavy breathing and gasping and sweat. This was by far my favorite scene from the whole collection.

Scene 6: Dylan Ryder, Mr. Pete, Lexi Swallow, Kagney Linn Karter and Paul Chaplin

Katwoman confronts 2-Face, but in the world of sexy comic book heroes, nothing is ever simple. Some people are saved and some situations are screwed, and then it’s orgy time. This scene is a typical Bluebird orgy, with lots of oral sex for the guys, some implied lesbian action, and so many people it’s hard to keep track (if not for the costumes.) Dylan gets some hard fingering which makes her curl up in pleasure. Everyone seemed to have a lot of fun in this scene, which was great, because there’s nothing worse than a boring orgy. The 2-Face costume is a bit strange because of the outrageous glob right on Mr. Pete’s face, but it doesn’t seem to get in the way of his performance. Lexi Swallow didn’t really contribute anything to this scene.

Extras:

Bluebird Films offers a collection of popshots from all six scenes, as well as trailers to other Bluebird releases and a link to the Bluebird Films website.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

While not as entertaining as BatFXXX: a Dark Knight Parody, Katwoman XXX was a pretty decent follow-up, and very much in the spirit of a fun comic book parody. It’s full of cheesy one-liners and terrible graphics, which are really awesome for porn. Katwoman is really reminiscent of the old Batman television show, which is proof that the writers of this script were really paying attention when they put the film together.

I loved the babes in this film. The characters were fun and dynamic, the costumers were spectacular and sexy, and the sex scenes were fun. Dylan Ryder made a great Katwoman who looked perfect in her black suit, and she did the role justice. Bluebird Films did well with this production, and it’s a must-see for any comic book person who likes costumes in their porn. Katwoman XXX earns 4 out of 5!

Scene 1: Lexi Bloom and Danny Mountain

Lexi plays Riley’s sister Wendy and she has been going out with Mack (Danny Mountain) for 10 years. She calls Riley, all excited; because she thinks that he is finally going to pop the question. She then gets in some lacey white lingerie to wait for him to come home. He comes in with champagne and flowers for Lexi and after a quick conversation they start to kiss. There is some foreplay action from both of them before Danny rolls back Lexi’s legs and starts to eat her out. Lexi returns the favor with a sensuous blowjob. With her lingerie still on, Lexi then climbs on top of Danny and rides him in cowgirl before they both roll onto their sides for spoons. Lexi gets on her hands and knees next for doggie and then onto her back for missionary. Danny eventually can’t take anymore as he pulls out and cums across her stomach, which is still covered by her lingerie. Seeing that this is a Romance Series movie, this scene isn’t what most people would call “high energy”. It is highly sensual though and Lexi and Danny have some really good chemistry and played off each other really well. I was also a bit surprised that there were four positions in the scene; typically I would expect to see three.

As it turns out, he doesn’t ask her to marry him and instead says that the relationship isn’t working for him anymore. She is of course devastated and ends up moving in with Riley and Anthony. This is the point where Riley comes up with the idea of online dating and Anthony, of course, doesn’t think it’s such a good idea, but he ends up going along with it anyway. While at work the next day, after he decided he would create a profile against his better judgment, Anthony talks with one of the guys at his work (Xander Corvus) who basically tells him what he needs to do to get chicks using online dating. What he ends up doing though is creating a profile with his other co-worker’s picture. The plan works perfectly until Riley sees the profile and starts to send him messages.

Scene 2: Dana DeArmond and Xander Corvus

The next day at work, Anthony gets confronted by Xander because he wants to know if he has hooked up with any of the ladies online yet. He tells him no and then Xander proceeds to tell the story of some zookeeper he had sex with that had a nut fetish Before he could finish those, he is interrupted by his ex-girlfriend (Dana DeArmond), who needs to talk with him privately. They head to the bathroom where she apologizes to him for having sex with her boss; it was on her bucket list after all. Once in the bathroom, Xander drops his whole asshole persona that he uses in front of the guys and starts being sincere. After they decide to get back together they start to make out. After a bit of foreplay, Xander starts lapping up her clam while she is by the toilet. She turns things around soon after though and start going down on his cock. After they are both completely nude it is time for some standing doggie while they kiss at the same time. Next up is missionary as Dana sits on this shelf on the side of room. Xander finishes up with a popshot on Dana’s belly while she is still seated. This scene is definitely more intense then the first scene. I really wouldn’t expect anything less from Dana though. Plus the intensity matches up with the whole setup. That being that they are having makeup sex, which as everyone knows, is usually pretty intense.

Dana and Xander then come back into the room with the other guys and Xander is still fawning over her, it’s probably one of the funniest things in the movie. Back on the home front, Lexi is freaking out because she can’t seem to meet anyone good and Riley is starting to fall for the fake profile, especially since “he” finally replied to an email. We then see them exchange a series of emails and eventually, Riley wants to meet “him”. At this point, Anthony knows he is in deep trouble and he figures he should just tell her now, before things get any worse. As he is about to tell he, Lexi comes home and is so happy because she finally met a good guy from the site.

Scene 3: Lexi Bloom and Giovanni Francesco

As Lexi is telling the story we switch to a flashback to the night before. We see them coming into the living room and kissing as they make their way to the couch. As it turns out, the guy is Anthony’s work friend, the same one who’s picture he used for his fake profile. Things escalate quickly and Lexi starts sucking him off before Giovanni starts working Lexi’s pussy. Missionary is the first position up as they start with Lexi’s ass hanging off the couch but then end up with Giovanni completely on top of her. Lexi gets on top next for cowgirl while he squeezes her breasts and nuzzles her neck. A quick go in doggie follows and then into the final positions spoons. Giovanni then pulls out and sprays his load on Lexi’s chest. Just like Lexi’s other scene, this one is pretty sensual. Personally, I think it should have been closer to Dana’s scene because this was supposed to be a first time romp/possible one night stand and those are typically a bit more intense.

After she finishes telling the story, Lexi gets up to go take a shower and then the doorbell rings. Riley goes over to answer it and sees her online crush standing on the other side of the door. She of course thinks he is there for her, not knowing that he is the guy Lexi was talking about. She starts coming onto him hard and he is confused, as would be expected, until Lexi comes into the room and he goes over to her. Just then, Anthony walks by and pretty much knows he is in really deep trouble and confesses everything. At this point we are caught up to the beginning of the movie where we saw Riley throw a glass of water in his face. As would be expected, they have a falling out and Riley basically turns into what Anthony was like earlier in the films.

Scene 4: Riley Reid and Anthony Rosano

So, Anthony confronts Riley to apologize for what he did and to get her to admit that she fell in love with the fake profile because of how he looked because everything else about “him” was the same as him. After a touching conversation, they start to kiss. Riley gets on the bed as Anthony starts to undress her and commence with foreplay before softly working his tongue inside her pussy. She returns the favor by licking his shaft while he lies down. She then crawls up his body and settles herself on him for cowgirl. Missionary is next as the clothes that were on the bed get strewn about before they go into spoons. Riley rolls onto her back again so they can finish in missionary but this time she puts one of her legs on his shoulder. The scene finishes with Anthony cumming on her belly. Now I mentioned that the last scene probably should have been more intense because it was kind of a one night stand kind of hook-up, even though the two characters end up together afterwards, and this scene is the same tone, maybe more sensual though, but because the two characters are in love, it makes more sense in this case. I did love this scene though, the chemistry between Riley and Anthony is really good and you really got a sense of how much the characters cared for each other throughout the movie.

Extras:

We get some nice extras with this movie, including a nice BTS, outtakes, photo gallery, trailers and a “pick your pleasure” option, so that you can just watch the position you want, though spoons is left off the list.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

The Romance Series for New Sensations is quickly becoming a must buy for couples and for fans of story driven porn. Jacky St. James, the writer, does a great job of mixing the comedy and dramatic elements very well together. Each of the actors did an excellent job but I particularly enjoyed Riley and Lexi, especially when Lexi was acting all depressed after her breakup, she was really cute and funny at the same time. As much as I liked this movie, I was surprised that Riley, being the star and all, only having one scene. I think one scene of her having a one night stand with a guy, before they setup the online profiles, would have set the stage of Anthony being in the friend zone but what they ended up doing worked really well too, If you are a fan of story driven porn and especially if you enjoy The Romance Series, you should definitely pick this up. I give The Friend Zone a 4.5 out 5.