Philadelphia, PA – The lines will be long. The aisles will be packed. The shopping will be ferocious. The evening news will tell stories of insults and injuries resulting from shopping cart collisions, grandmothers hip-checking aunties for that last remaining knickknack and other heinous acts of frenzied consumerism that typify Black Friday.

Nutbuster to the rescue.

Frantic holiday shoppers in search of legendary post-Thanksgiving deals will be happy to learn that HotMovies.com is offering them the best possible bargain in their own homes. The VOD giant will make its entire catalog of more than 165,000 pay per minute titles available for free to everyone with a HotMovies user account from 4 AM to 10 AM Eastern Standard Time on Black Friday November 23, 2012 as a way for anxious shoppers to relieve their tension before stepping out into the chaos.

To take advantage of the offer, simply log on from 4 AM to 10 AM Eastern Standard Time on Black Friday November 23, 2012 and watch movies using the MP4 or WMV play links on the site. Pay Per Minute only. The free offer does not apply to downloads, rentals or other forms of viewing.

“It will definitely be brutal out there,” warned HotMovies.com director of business development James Cybert. “We know people may be tempted to act hastily when the shopping aisle turns into the equivalent of the NBA’s painted area and they are confronted with overzealous shoppers. Fortunately, we are offering up the perfect antidote to the stress of Black Friday.”

In addition to free minutes, readers of the HotMovies blog can score extra goodies by sharing their planned fapping itinerary for the hours of the promotion through the blog’s comments section.

Hotmovies.com adds many new titles daily to the world’s largest catalog of online porn. Inquiries about this promotion or sending movies or traffic to HotMovies.com should be directed to the HotMovies studio team at 1-800-611-MOVIE.