Review of Housewives of Amber Lane

There have been other movies made that are takes on Desperate Housewives, but Wicked has a movie here that is more in the spirit of the show. First off the box cover, which I usually don’t mention, looks like a poster for that show. This movie features ladies. I say that cause all the female talent is older than your typical porn starlet. So lets check out what’s going on over at Amber Lane.

Scene 1: India Summer and Randy Spears

This first scene starts off with Randy realizing that there is something about the neighborhood. He’s sitting and talking to his wife, India Summer, and he reveals that when he goes on his walks he sees people having sex through their windows. India gets a bit excited after she hears this and she comes on to Randy and they start kissing. There is some foreplay as she undresses him and asks him what exactly the neighbors were doing. He says she was sucking his cock which India then does to him. Randy then returns the favor by going down on her. After oral is over they go into missionary. She gets very vocal during missionary and then the same in cowgirl. Doggie is up last before he pops on her feet.

Scene 2: Phoenix Marie and Marco Banderas

It’s the next day and we see Phoenix interviewing a new handyman. She tells him that she needs help around the house cause her husband left two years ago. Turns out he only speak Spanish. She eventually jumps him and soon after is sucking him off, after some foreplay on both sides. He then eats her out as well before sex starts in doggie. Reverse cowgirl is up after that as is missionary. Scene ends with a popshot on her chest. Guess he’s hired.

Scene 3: Michelle McLaren and John West

Michelle is insecure about her looks and needs to be told she is beautiful from time to time. Good thing her husband John is there to ease her pain. Michelle is feeling this way because she wants to go back to working dancing at the club. He says some kind words and she feels a lot better as she sits on his lap and he starts licking her nipples. Pretty soon she is licking and sucking on his cock. Being a good husband reciprocates by licking her too. Missionary is first up on the sex front and is followed by some nice doggie. Reverse cowgirl is last up before he pulls out and pops on her face.

Scene 4: Diana Doll and Randy Spears

Diana is a new housewife in the neighborhood and Randy decides to go over and welcome her to the neighborhood. He brings her some cookies he bought from the store. Turns out she is actually single. She mentions she heard about a tomboy in the neighborhood, who is actually Randy, but he says he hasn’t heard anything. Also she is really horny and wants to fuck him right now. She starts kissing him. Not long after this she is swallowing his pole. He then of course goes down on here before entering her in missionary. Doggie is next up, followed by reverse cowgirl. Scene ends with Randy cumming on her chest.

Scene 5: Austin Kincaid and Nick Manning

Austin is worried that Nick will leave her cause he’s a pornstar that gets to have sex with all there “young girls”. He tells her that she doesn’t have to worry because he doesn’t like girls, he likes women like her. After some more talking, they start kissing and engaging in foreplay. Austin eventually gets on her knees and starts sucking him off. It goes right from there to reverse cowgirl. Cowgirl is up next on the slate as Austin and Nick really seem to enjoy each other. Last up is missionary before Nick pops in her mouth.

Scene 6: Amber Lynn and Evan Stone

Amber is the bread winner in the marriage and she is talking to Evan while he lies on the bed. Tells him that she’d rather stay home with him then go to work but she can’t. She even mentions Randy again as peeping tom. He also mentions that they haven’t had sex in days. After a little more talking they start kissing after he rips off her shirt playfully. Foreplay commences as Evan moves into eating her out soon after. She then sucks him off for a bit before going to cowgirl. Doggie is the second position, Amber is pretty vocal throughout scene as well. Reverse cowgirl is next before the last position, missionary. Scene ends with her jerking him off on her face.

Extras:

You get your normal stuff here including a BTS, pictures and trailers. There is also a bonus scene featuring Austin Kincaid, jessica drake and Barrett Blade from Tasty.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

This is a pretty good effort from Randy Spears and Wicked. Randy is still a relatively new director compared to there other directors. Interesting side note, this move was originally going to be called Housewives of Cougar Lane, but they changed it at last minute to reflect the addition of AVN Hall of Famer, Amber Lynn. All the ladies do a great job here, especially India, Phoenix and Austin, who I think had the best performances. Nothing against Amber, she just started coming back. Overall not bad and I give it a 4 out of 5.