Review of Not the Bradys XXX

After some funny opening credits which parodies the famous Brady Bunch theme song, we find the girls talking about kissing boys in there room before they get called down to eat. Downstairs we see Mr. Brady and the Mrs. , played by Mike Horner and Alana Evans, talking in front of Alice (Lynn LeMay) about there financial problems. Aurora and Leah over hear this and they come in and ask if there is anything they can do to help out. They tell them not to worry about it. Later the girls talk in there room as the boys come in as well, played by Benjamin Brat, James Deen and Mikey Butders. They all decide that the two oldest will get jobs. Hillary ends up finding a job listing for figure models. Mikey finds the same ad. She goes down to check it out and she meets Lu Bricate (character name as well) and he ends up telling her that the job involves doing porn , a fact that escapes Hillary earlier. She wants to think about it and when she is walking around runs into her friend Katie (Veronique Vega). She does work there and on her way to the set they both see Sam the Butcher (Ron Jeremy) eating out a girl. Turns out he works there all the time.

Scene 1: Veronique Vega and Mikey Butders

Veronique introduces herself to him and notices that he is the youngest son from the Brady’s. Will Ryder, the director, makes a cameo here as the director of the porn being filmed. He calls action and they start kissing and doing foreplay. She then sucks him off before he eats her out as well. Sex starts out in missionary then into cowgirl. Doggie and reverse cowgirl follow these. Ending with a nice pop shot along the face.

After this Ron shows up at the Brady’s house to slip Lynn some “meat”. Hillary spots him and she freaks out a bit. After some more talking outside it switches to all the kids running a car wash at home. Mike, Alana and Lynn talk inside, talking about how innocent the kids aren’t. Lynn mentions this right before she dumps a box of toys she found in the girls’ room.

Scene 2: Leah Luv and Kurt Lockwood

Kurt is getting his car washed. He talks Leah into going into another room to tell her about how to make some real money. They go to the den and he offers her $200 to have sex with him. He trys to force his cock in her mouth but she stops him to take her rubber bands out. BJ starts followed up by Kurt eating her out. Sex starts out in reverse cowgirl then cowgirl. Missionary and doggie finish it out before another facial. Kurt isn’t one of my favorite performers so I didn’t like this scene as much.

The adults chat again, this time about Aurora lacking social skills. Lynn then comments that her boyfriend just came over and they went upstairs to practice those skills.

Scene 3: Aurora Snow and Tee Reel

This scene is actually outdoors. I guess they didn’t see them sneak out. Anyway he starts out by sucking her breasts in some foreplay before getting his pole sucked. He returns the favor by eating her out fast and hard before ramming her in missionary. All the sex positions flow together as they go to spoons then reverse cowgirl. Finishing in doggie before he blows his load on her face.

Later in the house Hillary tells Aurora about what the real deal with the modeling job, and that her boyfriends sister , Katie, is involved with it. She asks her to be a lookout as she practices by giving a large dildo a BJ. Paulina James then comes over to visit with James. After talking to Mike and Lynn she goes upstairs and finds that another girl (Jasmine Byrne) is there too. She climbs to the top bunk to show off her underwear then gets them both down so they can play a game.

Scene 4: Paulina James, Jasmine Byrne and James Deen

Both girls immediately start blowing him while he is standing and when he lays on floor. Jasmine then gets on top of him to ride in reverse cowgirl. Jasmine eats Paulina a bit in this position as well. After this Paulina gets rammed in cowgirl followed by Jasmine getting same. While Jasmine is in cowgirl Paulina climbs on top of her as the trade off getting his dick. Jasmine then gets picked up and gets his pole in that position. After some more sucking Jasmine then gets it one more time in doggie before James blows on both girls.

Sitting at the table the adults stare at the nude Polaroid that was taken of Hillary at the modeling thing. She calls and she tells them that it was taken at the YMCA when she didn’t know.

Scene 5: Alana Evans and Mike Horner

After Lynn leaves for bowling, they realize they are home alone. Starts off with some light foreplay before Mike goes down on her. Alana gives a nice BJ following this. Missionary is the first position followed by reverse cowgirl. Doggie finished it off before a nice facial on Alana. This scene is hot but really funny watching Alana get nailed in that Carol Brady hair do.

In the kitchen Hillary tells Benjamin about the porn thing. He is a bit apprehensive about it. James then comes in and throws a football which hits her in the face. Obviously a throw back to probably the most famous scene from that show.

Scene 6: Hillary Scott and Benjamin Brat

This is a dream sequence. Still in kitchen Hillary asks him if he wants to make a porno with her. He is shocked but eventually ends up in her room setting up his camera. Kissing and foreplay start it off before Hillary gives him a complete BJ. He then eats her out before giving her his meat stick in reverse cowgirl. Cowgirl and doggie follow this before he cums on her face. She starts moaning “No, No Greg” before the dreams ends and she wakes up in bed surrounded by everyone.

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