Review of The Accidental Hooker

Every hooker has a secret and in this movie by Brad Armstrong and Wicked we learn Sylvia’s, played by Kaylani Lei. She reveals how she started out as a simple girl into a sex craved lady of the night. So as she reveals her dark secrets we find out what it takes to become The Accidental Hooker.

The movie opens with Kaylani walking down the street and eventually walking into a building where she is meeting Marcus London, who is interviewing her for a documentary or about prostitution. She does a little voice over as well where she mentions that things never turn out the way you want and how one decision can change your life forever. She goes into the room with Marcus and he gives her $500 that he promised her for her participation. After a little chat they start the interview. She goes into how she became a prostitute. She mentions that she didn’t set out to be a hooker that she started off by chatting with this guy online. It started off with IMs, and then went to phone calls and phone sex and that lead to them meeting.

Scene 1: Kaylani Lei and Brad Armstrong

It then switches to a flashback, a method used throughout movie for obvious reason, of her waiting in a hotel room for the guy to show up. Brad Armstrong is the guy and he shows up and starts rubbing her. He then goes right into eating her out before she sucks him off. Doggie is then the first position for sex. Reverse cowgirl is then up next as Kaylani gets into it more. The scene ends with a piledriver before be pulls out and sprays her face.

She then mentions that everything seemed ok as they fell asleep in each others arms. She wakes up the next morning and he’s gone but there is an envelope, with money in it, on the nightstand. She ends up that she saw him many more times and every time he left money. It ended up falling apart when he sent for her to come visit and when she landed he was suppose to pick her up but instead sent someone else. In this case Deep Threat, a guy who I’ve never seen before as far I know. He’s supposed to show her around town. He gives her another envelope and she ends up staying in the car instead of leaving.

Scene 2: Kaylani Lei and Deep Threat

They start to make out and rub on each other and before long Kaylani is sucking on his cock. Doggie is then the first position up as they ride in the limo. Cowgirl is up next as Kaylani rides him and moans softly. She then strokes him off till he pops.

She said that at that point she became a hooker. She says that she knew that things would never be the same anymore and the next thing we see is her in a motel room with David Stanley. At this point she just got done with him as she acts nervous as she leaves. She talks a bit more about her life and what she had to look out for.

Scene 3: Kaylani Lei, Victoria Sin and Niko

To deal with this she decides to seek out a real pro, in this case Victoria Sin. We see Victoria with a customer, Niko, as Kaylani watches. They start off making out as Niko sucks on her nipples. It doesn’t take long before Victoria is sucking him off. She gets quite vocal when he turns the table and eats her out. While he does she and Kaylani kiss and Kaylani licks her nipples a bit. Victoria and Niko even do some 69 before she lays back and he starts in on missionary. The action then turns to doggie as Kaylani has been masturbating throughout as well as rubbing Victoria’s body a little too. Cowgirl is then next before they go into doggie as they face Kaylani. He then pulls out and cums on her back while Kaylani kisses her back and then she licks up the cum.

Kaylani then mentions that she grew anxious about getting her next client. She grew insatiable as we then see her at dinner with Shyla Stylez and Tommy Gunn. After a bit of small talk the action starts.

Scene 4: Kaylani Lei, Shyla Stylez and Tommy Gunn

As Tommy comes back with a couple glasses we see Shyla and Kaylani kissing. They have a little foreplay before Shyla gets down and gives him a BJ. This then turns into Shyla eating out Kaylani while Tommy eats her out. Both girls then share his cock a bit before Shyla gets some in doggie. Kaylani then masturbates while Shyla gets a go in missionary. Kaylani also gets a go in missionary while Shyla has some self love. Reverse cowgirl is then up for Kaylani before he pulls out and cums on their faces.

After this she goes describes two of her clients. One is Chris Cannon and he had a thing for going to the opera. While at the opera she ends up stroking him off a bit before sucking him off till he popped. The second client is Barrett Blade and he always wanted to have a BJ while going through a car wash. She also mentions that she should have charged extra because he paid for the underbody wash which takes longer. Anyhow she ends up sucking him off till he popped as well. She says that she enjoys those types of things because it keeps things interesting. She then goes into this spiel about how you are stuck and you can’t really get out and how she spends her nights. She talks about how she and the other girls hang out at this one place. They more or less go and hand at this place n every Sunday night to relax and talk and to just have fun

Scene 5: Kaylani Lei, Jennifer Dark, Devon Lee, Mikayla, Deep Threat and Derrick Pierce

As you can tell this is a group scene which is hard to follow. With sex people involved I really don’t want to try. I will say there is plenty of some girl on girl stuff before they start playing with the guys. That plus all the girls get with both guys at some point. The scene ends with Devon and Mikayla getting Derrick’s load while Jennifer and Kaylani get Deep’s

There is then a twist ending at the end that I will not give away. I will say this if you pay attention to the movie while you watch it you will probably be able to figure it out. There are quite a lot of clues dropped throughout.

Extras:

There are some cooler than normal extras on this. You have your normal BTS, trailers and photo gallery plus a blooper real and two bonus scenes. The first one is from this movie and features Kaylani Lei, Marcus London and Barry Scott (who plays the boom operator). The second one is from Fuck and features jessica drake, Felicia Clara G. and Katsumi (Now Katsuni).

Final Thoughts and Rating

While I watched this movie the first time I figured out the twist ending as there was a vibe of a mainstream movie. Again I won’t give it away or you will know what the twist is. Kaylani does a great job in this movie as well. Glad to see her back at Wicked as well after she took some time off. I really liked this movie and would recommend it to anyone that likes a good story with their porn. I give it 4.5 out of 5.