Scene 1: “Editor” with Asa Akira & the editor of Inside Story

Things are quick to get dirty in the newsroom when Asa Akira gets carried away with the prospect of a sexy story. I like the costumes in this film, though sometimes they don’t seem to fit right. (Leave it to me to decide that the ill-fitting retro gloves look tacky.) Asa has a really amazing ass, and this is a fun, sexy scene. The sex is fun but not too slow, and Asa gets some oral pleasure which is awesome. What is even better is when Asa gets a hard pounding over the editor’s desk. Nice! She’s a dirty girl who likes to finger her own ass, and she knows how to work her hips. This was my favorite scene out of the collection.

Scene 2: “Diner” with Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Isis Love, Krissy Lynn, Gemma Massey, Krissy Lynn, Katie & the boys

The sets and “graphics” are a bit bad in this film, but the story eventually takes Linsey Dawn McKenzie to a diner to follow up on some leads. The cook and his customers have an encounter and everyone in the diner gets involved. I like the girl’s cute costumes, especially the sock-hop roller skates. The cast gets dirty in a booth and on the countertop, and they all enjoy a typical Bluebird orgy. There’s some titty fucking, licking and some hardcore energy. This is a pretty long, satisfying scene with lots of action and variety. The cast looked like they had fun.

Scene 3: “Contact” with Linsey Dawn McKenzie & Celeste Star

On a foggy street corner, Linsey meets with her informant. The fun starts when Celeste Star says “when you want something in life, you just gotta go for it.” This is a fun lesbian scene, though it was a little “lipsticky.” The ladies use toys together, but some of their actions are a bit strange and unnatural. All in all, this isn’t a bad scene, but it’s not the best. I don’t usually care for Linsey, but I usually enjoy Celeste. For me, this was the best of Linsey’s scenes and the worst of Celeste’s.

Scene 4: “Star” with Madelyn Marie, Dylan Ryder, Avy Scott & the boys

Linsey speaks with Avy Scott at a majestic mansion, where she founds out the sick secrets of the Hollywood sex society. Once Linsey is out the door, Avy and the others have a good time, dresses as Marilyn Monroe, Carmen Miranda and Elizabeth Taylor. This scene is sexy with cigarette smoke and sunlight, some girl/girl action, and hardcore action. The partners keep to themselves for the most part, but Avy just can’t stay away from the ladies. This is a pretty energetic scene with neat costumes. I liked the concept of it.

Scene 5: “Scoop” with April O’Neil, Ashlyn Rae, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Mallory Rae Murphy, the constable & his crony

When Linsey returns to the mansion, she stumbles upon a clandestine encounter between a police constable and some lovely girls. This scene is such a tease because there are whips and chains all over the floor, but of course no one even gives them a second glance. This scene is on par with the others in this film, which is to say it’s good but not spectacular. The girls get pounded hard but don’t really look very excited. There’s some touching between the ladies, but nothing really exclusively lesbian. I’ve seen Ashlyn Rae give more exciting performances, but she’s still nice to look at.

Extras:

Bluebird Films consistently includes a clip of the pop-shots from the film, a photo slide show, trailers to other Bluebirds productions and a link to their website.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

Directed by Marc Twain, Inside Story from Bluebird Films makes a decent attempt at telling a retro story, though it wasn’t quite as awesome as I had expected. The story is a bit confusing at times, the scenes are fun but not spectacular, and sometimes the editing was a bit off. I liked the costumes, though, and it was one of the better movies I’ve ever seen with Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Inside Story from Bluebird Films gets 3.75 out of 5.

Scene 1: “Library” with Trina Michaels

Trina Michaels is agent Thorn, and when she’s caught red-handed where she isn’t supposed to be, she knows exactly what to do to take control of the situation. The gas in the room isn’t enough to turn her off, and for those out there who have a thing for vinyl and gasmasks, Trina provides. She sits on her adversary’s face, chokes down his cock, and fucks him to oblivion. There is no foreplay for Trina, but this was a decent hardcore scene with interesting filming and camera angles.

Scene 2 “Interview” with Paul Chaplin & Victoria Brown

Paul Chaplin hams it up as Jerome, the evil Nazi bad-guy who has his whole harem of sex slaves. His pet interest the scene in heals, fishnets and chains, and Jerome gives her a hard-core interview to make sure she has what it takes. This scene is pretty intense, with red lights, chains, leashes and gritty sex all around the office. There are a lot of blowjobs and interesting camera angles, making this scene lightly fetish-tastic.

Scene 3: “Formula” with Rita Faltayano

Agent Victoria Rose is outdone by a devious doctor, which results in her dropping to her knees for a blowjob. The light in this scene is a bit overexposed, making it a bit hard on the eyes, but I did like the nice, bright setting. Victoria gets some oral sex, and she looks lovely in garters and stockings. The oral pleasure is only for a moment, though, as the doctor slams into her. I was momentarily distracted by the gigantic zit on her ass, which was unfortunate, but the rest of the scene was pretty decent.

Scene 4: “Selection” with Kit Lee, Kat Lee, Trina Michaels, Rita Faltayano & Victoria Paris

Kit and Kat Lee might be spies and Agents Rose and Thorn say “any girl who can make us come is definitely not a spy.” There’s some girl-girl action, but it’s not the main focus in this typical Bluebird orgy, which thankfully isn’t overused in this title. There’s some anal action that results into double penetration, but Kit and Kat Lee both have terrible razor burn again. This scene isn’t bad, aside from a few tacky details that were just distracting to me.

Scene 5: “Pickup” with Trina Michaels, Rita Faltayano & Myla Charles,

Agents Rose and Thorn know just what to do to find Jerome, and dressing up as hookers is their first step. Their picked up by a lovely woman who wants them to pleasure a gimp and a dude wearing a leather butt thong. There is hardly any foreplay before this limo-orgy starts, and while it wasn’t my favorite scene, it wasn’t bad. This scene was pretty dark and gritty, with some intense close-ups and some light girl-girl action.

Disc two!

Scene 6: “Sample” with Paul Chaplin, Trina Michaels & Rita Faltayano

Agents Rose and Thorn are able to get close to Jerome, who doesn’t give them any foreplay but expects his pleasure right away. I thought it was a bit anti-climactic for the two special agents to meet their adversary so easily, but the scene wasn’t too bad. Jerome/Paul gets plenty of blowjobs, and the girls know what to do to carry the scene. There’s some girl-girl action, which was nice, but mostly, I was just shocked by the inclusion of hot wax. Wow!

Scene 7: “Trespass” with Paul Chaplin, Kristy Love & Viola Von Wild

A cute French maid is caught by one of Jerome’s samurai assassins, which means Jerome gets to have his way with the spy. The light in this scene was really dim, making it hard to see the fun action. This scene was much like the previous scene, only the ladies use toys on each other, and there are handcuffs involved. This scene was actually pretty awesome, all things considered.

Scene 8: “Change” with Trina Michaels, Rita Faltayano, Michelle Thorn & Lexxi Tyler

Backstage at Jerome’s strip club, two strippers start getting dirty together, only to get caught by Rose and Thorn. The ladies decide to get in on the action, starting a really terrible lipstick lesbian scene. It looks like this scene was filmed in the Bluebird Films’ prop room, and the sex is nothing special. The girls look like they’re hardly enjoying each other, and none of the positions are enough to get them off but rather are to look “good” for the camera. This scene also showcases some really terrible looking plastic ladies with horrible, painful looking implant scars. So gross!

Scene 9: “Captured” with Trina Michaels & Rita Faltayano

Rose and Thorn successfully blend in with the strip club, practicing in some expert espionage. This is a super long scene with a little bit of everything, including stripping, blow jobs, hand jobs and girl-girl action. This scene even has some decent camera angels that set it apart from other scenes like it. Thorn enjoys some double penetration action, and the ladies engage in some awesome acrobatics on stage. The editing between positions is a bit rough, but the action overall was pretty decent.

Extras:

Department S: Mission Three – Ghost in the Machine is a two disc extravaganza. Disc one includes pop shots, a slide show, trailers and a link to the Bluebird Films website. Disc two offers more of the same.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

Department S: Mission Three – Ghost in the Machine was very expensive to produce, I’m sure. As far as quality? It was good, but not great. The sound was a bit hard for me to hear sometimes, I still have no idea what’s happening with the story, and sometimes the light and scene editing was a bit off. That said, the sex was mostly awesome, with a whole lot of variety. There is something in this film for everyone, and Bluebird does a good job of keeping it interesting. Department S: Mission Three – Ghost in the Machine gets 3.75 out of 5.

Scene 1: “Leeks” with Stacey Saran, Paul Chaplin, Kit Lee, Kat Lee and a Welsh coal miner

Kit and Kat Lee are busy wearing their fishnets and high heels in the coal mine when Stacey Saran brings the workers their lunch. After tasting her leekazade they are pleased to find that Stacey is growing aphrodisiacs in her garden and they decide to have a coal mine orgy.

There’s no foreplay for the girls, and having an orgy in a coal mine is just weird. Paul Chaplin is in this scene, but he doesn’t show his face through most of the film. Some of the ladies touch themselves while the others are busy, since there are only two guys for three girls. There’s some girlie touching, but not a lot, and everyone gets nice and wet with leek juice. Kit gets dirty with shoving a bottle of juice into her pussy, which was shocking but not sexy, especially because she doesn’t look very excited by it. There’s also some weird and crazy girl-on-girl-on-leek action. Yikes!

Scene 2: “Platform” with Ben Dover, Stacey Saran, Farra Fox, Tanya Cox and the Welsh freedom fighters

When a rich minister visits from London, Stacey Saran uses her Welsh flag dance to try and convince him that Wales deserves its independence. After some more leekazade the room erupts with another orgy, minister included. There are plenty of blowjobs and people fucking all over the bar. There’s some licking for the ladies, but not much, and very little girl-girl. One lucky lady gets to handle two dudes at one time, and towards the end of the scene, everyone has fucked everyone else at least once.

Scene 3: “Petition” with Ben Dover, Stacey Saran, Paige Ashley, Emma Butt and the Welsh freedom fighters

Back in London, Ben Dover is clueless when Stacey Saran and her freedom fighters show up. They want independence and they know how to get it. This scene has a lot of people talking over each other and sometimes it’s hard to know what’s going on, story wise. That said, there’s another orgy, and this one has some pleasure for the girls. Some of the ladies have some pretty dirty piercings, and they engage in some lesbian activities, though it’s not the main focus by any means. Paige Ashley enjoys some butt sex, though it doesn’t last too long.

Scene 4: “Shop” with Stacey Saran, Alexa Andreas and twp Welsh dudes

Now that they’re national heroes, Stacey and her pals still have a lot of work to do. While trying to sell some leekazade in their national shop, a few Welsh chaps come in from outside, naked and ready for action. They get some blow jobs and some sex, but there’s really no attention for the ladies.

Scene 5: “Siege” with Stacey Saran, Elle Brook, a Welsh commando and three English rugby fans

Some English blokes try to drive into Wales for a rugby game, but Stacey and her Welsh commandos don’t believe a word they have to say. This scene has a lot of bantering before the action, which is just tedious. It’s like most of the other scenes, just with green uniforms. This scene seems to focus a lot on the girls giving the guys head.

Scene 6: “Maneuvers” with Stacey Saran, Emma Butt, Paul Chaplin and others

When SAS officers sneak into Wales to steal Stacey’s leekazade recipe, the Welsh commandos put them in their place. This scene is another orgy scene, this time with three girls and three guys. The girls don’t seem very interested in what’s going on around them, and the passion just wasn’t there.

Scene 7: “Diplomacy” with Stacey Saran, Ben Dover, Kaia Kane, Anastasia Devine, Sharon Pink and others

Cultural representatives from the European Union gather to vote on Wale’s independence, because all political decisions are made in bars. The costumes representing Scotland, Ireland and Austria are cute in this scene, if not a bit stereotypical. Again, there’s not much foreplay for the ladies in this scene before the hardcore action starts. They begin with some scenic reverse cowgirl, and then enjoy a whole plethora of positions. This scene has lots of partner switching, and again, plenty of gagging, slurping, energetic blowjobs.

Extras:

Independence Day offers pop shots, a photo slide show, trailers to other Bluebird Films titles, and a link to their website.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

There were things I liked about this story, and things I did not like. I thought it was interesting as a political piece. I enjoyed the subtle details tucked into the story about Welsh and English politics. I even thought it was sexy when the actors dropped into Welsh rather than English. I thought it was fun, and it seemed like most everyone had fun playing in their campy roles.

I didn’t think the story was strong enough to really follow through, though. I’m not saying every porn needs to be a social commentary, but the scenes didn’t really flow, there was a lot of chatty banter, and when it comes down to it, the sex wasn’t extraordinary. The audio wasn’t the best, and I couldn’t understand what they were saying half the time. Stacey Saran is cute, but she’s really just a horrible actress, especially for Bluebirds Features. The orgy scenes were also monotonous. I’m not totally against orgies, but I really think that if they’re going to be used so heavily, there needs to be some special element to set the scenes apart from one another. If you’re a huge fan of orgies, this is great. If you like something a little more, then this title is weak. Independence Day from Bluebird Films earns 3.25 out of 5.

Scene 1: “Bang” and Opening Credits with Nick Manning, Paul Chaplin and others

Nicholas Steele introduces Billionaire Bruce (Nick Manning) at a charity event, complete with Gothard City’s finest. After the event, however, Miss Gothard and her ladies are abducted by the vile Jo-Kerr, played by Paul Chaplin himself. After, hilarity and horror ensue.

Scene 2: “Red” with Kristina Rose, Blake Rose and Nick Manning

After Batfuck stops a shipment of drugs and saves some damsels in distress, he spreads his wings and takes turns giving the ladies his special treatment. This scene has some lesbian action with a lot of focus on facesitting, though there isn’t any foreplay to be said of before the hardcore stuff. This is a pretty long scene with plenty of blowjobs and lots of sweat. Kristina and Rose have so much energy in this scene that I’m amazed that Nick can keep up. The conclusion is pretty messy, and Nick’s grunts, moans and weird one-liners are cheesy and made me laugh.

Scene 3: “Gang” with Anna Lovato, Paul Chaplin, Jasmine Black, Delta White, Stacey Saran, Cindy Behr, Rio Lee, Demetri XXX, Jeff, Dirty Dog, Tony James and Kaia Kane

When Jo-Kerr introduces himself and his new weapon to Lovato’s Gang, their criminal negotiations quickly turn into something more. This orgy scene has lots of costumes, lots of action, some girlie interactions but plenty of blowjobs. Though there is no anal, the cum shots are plenty dirty.

Scene 4: “Claws” with Alexa Nicole, Mark Davis, Pike Nelson and Madelyn Marie

Madelyn Marie’s performance of Katwoman won my heart throughout BatFXXX. The set for Claws was pretty cute, and while I’m not a fan of catgirls, the costumes were pretty fun, too. Katwoman and Kitka (Alexa Nicole) have captured BatFXXX’s allies, the mayor of Gothard City (Mark Davis) and Commissioner Gordon (Pike Nelson). Katwoman uses Jo-Kerr’s secret weapon and brings the men to their knees. After some blow jobs there’s a little bit of attention paid to the ladies, primarily Madelyn Marie’s great latex crotchless cat costume. The ladies switch partners a few times, and it’s enough to convince Mayor Davis and Commissioner Gordon to their side.

Katwoman, rather than being sweet and seducing, should have been more in charge and dominating in this scene. She’s a bitch with a whip! Do what she says!

Scene 5: “Smile” with Madelyn Marie, Paul Chaplin, Brooke Banner, Mason Moore, Brooke Haven, Tommy Gunn, Will Powers, Madison Fox, Jazy Berlin, Danny Mountain, Dylan Ryder and Aaron Wilcox

After a brief action sequence, the Jo-Kerr goes to a strip club for some fun, because even bad guys like strippers. Katwoman isn’t quite won over to his side, yet, but after some more of Ivy’s spray, an orgy is inevitable. Even the random strip-club patrons get attention in this scene, with lots of women to each man. There’s plenty of girl-girl here, and tons of jiggly, wet asses. Paul Chaplin keeps his character throughout the whole scene, which must have been a feat, and Madelyn Marie looks so hot.

As they’re finishing up with lots of wet puddles all over the stage, the scene is abruptly interrupted when Two-Faced Harvey ruins the fun. It’s his town and he wants a piece of the action, too.

Scene 6:  “Janus” with Mr. Pete, Andy San Dimas and Jamey Janes

Mr. Pete was a creepy, gross mask through this whole scene as he plays the good-guy gone bad. He has a girl for each side of his personality, sweet and angelic Jamey Janes and slutty and dirty Andy San Dimas. The costumes are great in this scene, and the girls wear their parts well, keeping in character as naughty and nice. Though it’s another group sex scene, there’s a lot of focus on the two ladies rather than Mr. Pete’s ugly mask. Andy chokes down on Mr. Pete’s cock, but Jamey is sure to help, especially as they take turns over the desk. There’s some girl-girl but mostly it’s about pleasuring Pete.

Disc 2

Scene 7: “Corinth” with Bobbi Starr, Krissy Lynn, Madelyn Marie, Paul Chaplin, Dani Jensen, Carolyn Reese, Rio Lee, Derrick Pierce, Danny Wylde and Chris Johnson

Across town a rival gang isn’t happy about Jo-Kerr compromising the crime, and thus the ill-gotten-gains, of Gothard City. After a few more fights scenes, the room is overcome with another orgy. Again, there are a few lesbian encounters, but mostly it’s the babes paying attention to their dudes. The action isn’t bad and the costumes are pretty slutty, but this scene isn’t super special or interesting. I did, however, enjoy the hair pulling, light spanking and there were a few moments of titty fucking. Krissy Lynn as Robina is super cute and she gets a lot of attention.

Scene 8: “Ivy” with Tory Lane, Mina, Scarlett Fay, Krissy Lynn, Johnny Castle, Nick Manning, TJ Cummings and Barry Scott

While in Poison Ivy’s garden we get to enjoy a lovely set, campy dialogue and another crazy orgy. This scene starts off a bit slower than some of the others, with the ladies taking their time with their blowjobs. Tory Lane as Poison Ivy puts on a great show, really working her hips with the men she’s with. There’s a little bit of oral sex for the ladies, but not much girl-girl. They switch partners up a bit but for the most part everyone sticks to themselves. There is no anal in this scene aside from discrete ass-licking.

And the plot thickens.

Scene 9: “Mystique” with Isis Love, Breanne Benson, Persia Pele, Alex Gonz, Billy Glide and Tony DeSergio

Doctor Breanne Benson is trying to find an antidote to Ivy’s aphrodisiac potion but things don’t quite go as planned. There’s another orgy but again, it’s not as distracting as some of the others. There’s not much foreplay for the girls but there are endless blowjobs for the dudes. Isis Love as Bat Chick gets some anal tonguing, but can she save the day?

Scene 10:  “Joke” with Yurizan Beltran, Nika Noire, Brynn Tyler, Jenny Hendrix, Paul Chaplin, Krissy Lynn, Isis Love, Seth Gamble, Madelyn Marie, Katie Kox, Jerry and Keni Styles

Jo-Kerr still has everyone held hostage from the first scene, and after a botched rescue attempt it’s time for the whole cast to go crazy with aphrodisiac laughing gas. In this climatic orgy scene there’s girl-girl, blow jobs, Isis Love enjoying a sybian, and lots of wetness everywhere. This scene is pretty distracting. There’s so much action going on between everyone. With a room full of porn stars in crazy costumes, pretty much anything can happen.

One warning – there are clowns in this scene. I understand that clowns are part of Jo-Kerr’s entourage and thus part of the story, but really, there is absolutely no tasteful way of putting clowns into porn.

But, in the end, can Batfuck save the day?

Extras:

BatFXXX from Bluebird Films is a two-disc feature that offers photo slide shows and trailers. Behind the scenes or cast interviews would have been a lot of fun with a film of this caliber.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

Holy long review, Batfuck! Bluebird Films really did a stellar job of putting together this crazy parody production. Nicholas Steele balanced sex with fun in one orgy scene after another, and producer Paul Chaplin as Jo-Kerr was just great. After big shots like Heath Ledger, Jack Nicholson and even Mark Hamil’s voice acting for the animated cartoons, poor Paul had a billion tough acts to follow. His costume was good, his make-up was pretty great, and his acting was spot-on. He wasn’t a replica of Nicholson or Ledger, though. Paul Chaplin brought his own interpretation of the character to the scenes, and he did a great job of keeping in character, too.

The costumes in BatFXXX were great, something Bluebird Films pays special attention to. The sets were also pretty good, and the special effects weren’t blockbuster but this is porn, right? I did like the fight scenes, which were pretty similar to the old Batman television show I used to watch on syndication when I was a kid. Most of the acting is pretty good, but some of these porn stars just aren’t actresses. But that’s okay because the dialogue was goofy and not meant to be taken too seriously.

The sex wasn’t bad, but one orgy scene after another can get old, especially after two disks. I would have liked to have seen Nick Manning on some one-on-one action. He made a fun Bat, though, and Madelyn Marie was an incredible Kat. I would have liked to have seen more foreplay for the women, though. Bluebird Films isn’t great about focusing on female pleasure, but they’re all about the spectacle and glamorous beauty of porn.

BatFXXX was fun. I’m glad to have watched it. I know that a lot of people are very impressed by what Bluebird has done here, but while it was entertaining I didn’t think it was always very sexy. It’s something I wanted to watch, but didn’t find particularly arousing. While I do think that BatFXXX is going to win many much deserved awards, it’s not my favorite. BatFXXX from Bluebird Films gets 4 out of 5.

Scene 1: Cindy, Jamey Jane & Magdalene St. Michaels

Madam St. Michaels offers Cindy some advice on how to deal with spoiled brat Jamey Jane. Jamey has an unhealthy relationship with her housekeeper and Cindy decides to punish the younger woman by bending her over her knee. I really enjoyed this scene because Jamey puts up a good fight, but it’s not so good it’s not non-consensual. Cindy loves to talk dirty and Jamey plays along nicely while they kiss, grind, slurp and finger each other.

Scene 2: Shyla Jennings & Veronica Avluv

Scenes two and three combine to form a mini-vignette within the whole collection of Lesbian Seductions volume 32. Veronica Avluv and Mellanie Monroe are worried that their charges Shyla and Haley are up to no good. They catch the coeds kissing and then decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that they don’t get into any more trouble.

Veronica decides to teach Shyla how to masturbate so she has a way to satiate her primal urges. If Shyla Jennings is going to act like a whore she’s going to be treated like one, and Veronica gives her a good fingering. They take turns with Veronica showing Shyla the best techniques.

Scene 3: Haley Cummings & Mellanie Monroe

Mellanie insists that she and Haley have to share a bedroom, and like her friend Veronica, she decides to show Haley the best tricks. Haley looks pretty hot as Mellanie helps her finger herself through her sheer panties. They play with their nipples a bit then kiss so gently. When they grind their boobs mash together, which is really nice, sexy and natural. It doesn’t take long for Haley Cummings to lose herself in desperation as she grinds on Mellanie’s thick thigh.

Scene 4: Annabelle Lee & Persia Monir

Persia Monir sports some amazing cleavage in this scene as she asks Annabelle to stay home with her. Annabelle isn’t feeling well so nurse Persia gives her a hand. Annabelle is a bit shy when Persia gets naked, but soon she’s putty in Persia’s expert hands. Once she has her pleasure at Persia’s hands she jumps on top of her and starts grinding. This scene takes a while to get started but once the action begins it’s pretty good.

Extras:

Girlfriends Films offers a link to their website, trailers, promotional videos and a photo gallery feature.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

Lesbian Seductions older/younger volume 32 is good but not the best title offered from Girlfriends Films. The mini-vignette had a lot of potential but wasn’t really too extraordinary, though I did enjoy the first scene a lot. This film, though, had decent lesbian action, earning it 3.5 out of 5.