“All I can say is that the nurses of the 4077th better beware,” joked Ryder from his offices high above Hollywood & Vine.

The target for the Hollywood based production house is the popular television show MASH which ran on CBS from 1972 until 1983 and culminated with the biggest television audience ever during its final episode. Engaging characters such as Hawkeye Pierce, Hot Lips Houlihan, Colonel Henry Blake, Radar O’Reilly, Father Mulcahy, Frank Burns and a tent-full of gorgeous sexy nurses will be easy targets for the award-winning team of X-Play, Sitcums.com and Will Ryder.

Following in the footsteps of their other parody hits including Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Married with Children XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX, Not Airplane XXX: Flight Attendants and the upcoming mega-release Not Charlie’s Angels XXX, Not Mash XXX will be the first movie directed by Will Ryder in a tent.

“I’ve worked in studios, in houses, on boats aboard airplanes but never in a tent. “Tents were big on MASH and we have them in all sizes so it’s safe to say that you’ll see beautiful women doing some very dirty things in those tents,” Ryder said with a smile.

X-Play will stick to their formula of picture-perfect parody and focus on the sophomoric adventures of the US Army surgeons that were stuck in the middle of the Korean War drinking and thinking about sex twenty-four hours a day when they of course were not engaged in bloody meatball surgery.

“This is one of the greatest television shows that continues to live on in reruns and we’re going to do this justice,” stated co-producer Scott David.

After winning numerous awards including the 2010 AVN Award for Best Parody, Best Comedy and Director of the Year, Ryder and David are certain this movie will be a hit and so is their aggressive sales team at LFP led by David ‘The Crusher’ Diamond.

“When I first heard that these guys were going to spoof MASH I was really excited because this is the type of porn movie that will find a really big audience,” remarked Diamond VP of sales at Hustler and LFP.

“Plus you just know it will be a top-notch production because everything these guys do is fantastic.”

Not Mash XXX will be in stores later this spring and X-Play’s next movie to hit stores is the highly anticipated sequel Not Married with Children XXX 2 March 23rd from X-Play/LFP Video.

Check out all the funny X-Play movies at www.sitcums.com

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The winners will be announced on October 12th at a star-studded event at The Dallas Bull in Tampa as part of their ‘Caravan of Stars’ weekend which has some of the biggest names in adult flying into the area to make appearances all over the Gulf Coast.

Fans can vote for their favorites at www.nmaea.com until September 15th. More information about the weekend and show is also available there.

Here are the nominees for the 17th Annual NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards:

Best Female Performer

Sasha Grey, Joanna Angel, Jessica Drake, Jesse Jane, Jenna Haze, Gianna Michaels, Bree Olson, Belladonna, Alexis Texas, Stormy Daniels

Best Male Performer

Tommy Gunn, Randy Spears, Mr. Pete, Marcus London, Manual Ferrara, James Deen, Evan Stone, Eric Everhard, Derrick Pierce, Tony DeSergio

Best New Starlet

Meggan Mallone, Lexi Belle. Kagney Linn Karter, Jayden James, Faye Reagan, Brynn Tyler, Angelina Armani, Nikki Jayne, Riley Steele, Sadie West

Best Feature Dancer

Stormy Daniels, Lexi Lamour, Joanna Angel, Jenna Haze, Jessica Drake, Jesse Jane, Gina Lynn, Bree Olson, Sunny Lane, Teagan Presley

Best Feature Production

Girl Meets Boy (Wicked Pictures), Fallen (Wicked Pictures), Faithless (Vivid Entertainment), Cry Wolf (Vivid Entertainment), Blame It On Savanna (Vivid Entertainment), Icon (SexZ Pictures), Pirates II: Stagnettis Revenge (Digital Playground), Roller Dollz (Adam & Eve Pictures), The Wicked (Wicked Pictures), Throat: A Cautionary Tale (Vivid Entertainment)

Best All-Sex or Gonzo Release

Catch Me (Vivid Entertainment), Bounce (Vivid Entertainment), Big Wet Asses #14 (Elegant Angel), Belladonna: Fetish Fanatic #7 (Evil Angel), Alexis Texas is Buttwoman (Elegant Angel), House of Wicked (Wicked Pictures), Lex The Impaler #4 (Jules Jordan Video), Nurses (Digital Playground), The Five (Adam & Eve), Weapons of Ass Destruction #6 (Jules Jordan Video)

Best  Director

Stormy Daniels, Robby D, Paul Thomas, Jules Jordan, Joone, B. Skow, Brad Armstrong, Vince Vouyer, William H, Will Ryder

Best Production Company

Wicked Pictures, Vivid Entertainment, New Sensations, Jules Jordan Video, Hustler Video, Evil Angel
Elegant Angel, Digital Playground, Brazzers, Adam and Eve

Best All-Girl Release

Lesbian Hospital #2 (Girlfriends Films), Legends & Starlets (Sweetheart Video), Girls, Girls, Girls #2 (Burning Angel), Intimate Moods (Abby Winters), 19th Birthday (Girlfriends Films), Nymphetamine 3 (Celluloid Addiction), Predator 3 (Wicked Pictures), Sun Goddess: Malibu (skinworXXX/Adam & Eve), The Violation of Kylie Ireland (JM Productions), Women Seeking Women #52 (Girlfriends Films)

Best Comedy or Parody

Scrubs: A XXX Parody (New Sensations), Not The Cosbys XXX (X-Play/Hustler), Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia (X-Play/Hustler), Not Bewitched XXX (X-Play/Adam & Eve), Mikayla Mendez Chronicles (Wicked Pictures), Celebrity Porn Rehab With Dr. Screw (Red Light District), The Office: A XXX Parody (New Sensations), This Ain’t Happy Days XXX (Hustler Video), This Ain’t Star Trek XXX (Hustler Video), Whack Job (Wicked Pictures)

Best Internet Site

AdultDVDEmpire.com, AEBN.com, AVN.com, Cams.com, CelebrityHardcore.com, Clips4Sale.com, Freeones.com, Hotmovies.com, TheFloatingWorld.com, Twistys.com

Best Series

Bang Bus (Bang Brothers Productions), Barely Legal (Hustler Video), Big Wet Asses (Elegant Angel), Brand New Faces (Vivid Entertainment), Jack’s Playground (Digital Playground), Mommy Got Boobs (Brazzers), Naughty College School Girls (New Sensations), Rocco: Animal Trainer (Evil Angel), Slutty & Sluttier (Evil Angel), Women Seeking Women (Girlfriends Films)

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As part of the VOD deal between the two companies, AEBN has an exclusive on X-Play’s immensely popular adult spoofs, and Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia marks the third title to go live on the AEBN system. The first was the original Bradys parody, Not the Bradys XXX, followed by Not Bewitched XXX.

Like the films that preceded it, Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia features a spot-on script, pitch-perfect sets, and an impressive cast of stars, including Teagan Presley as Marcia, in what has been
billed as her last “boy/girl” scene on film.

“The success of the first Not the Bradys XXX was fantastic, so we are all so thrilled to be able to offer Marcia, Marcia, Marcia through our network,” says AEBN’s Erin Burns. “I plan on this movie being a great success and we are going to be promoting it to our webmasters and users.”

When news of X-Play’s first Bradys spoof hit, mainstream entertainment and news jumped to cover the film, earning X-Play an impressive amount of mainstream coverage – and gaining them a new audience in the process.

To check it out go here.

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Hall of Fame:
Brittany Andrews
Jay Ashley
Skye Blue
Jake Jacobs
Angel Kelly
Dyanna Lauren
Michael Raven
Raylene
Ruby
Alexandra Silk
Angela Summers
Tasha Voux

Hall of Fame – Founders Branch:
Martin Rothstein, Model Distributors
Teddy Rothstein, Star Distributors
Kenneth Guarino, Metro Home Video

Male Foreign Performer of the Year- David Perry
Male Performer of the Year- Evan Stone
Most Outrageous Sex Scene- Ass Blasting Felching Anal Whores, Powersville/JM, “There are Some Things Even an Asshole Shouldn’t Attempt” w/ Cindy Crawford, Rick Masters & Audrey Hollander
Reuben Sturman Awards- Jeff Steward, JM Productions, Rondee Kamins, General Video of America

Top Renting Title of the Year – 2007 – Debbie Does Dallas…Again, Vivid Entertainment Group
Top Selling Title of the Year – 2007 – Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve

Transsexual Performer of the Year- Allanah Starr
Unsung Starlet of the Year- Gianna

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