Selena D., played by Dylan Ryder, is pushed out a window and becomes the epic KatWoman. After a museum and an insane asylum, she comes face-to-face with Jokette, played by Gemma Massey. Paul Chaplain reprises his role as the Jo-Kerr, which is terrifying and maybe sexy.

Scene 1: Gemma Massey, Dylan Ryder and Paul Chaplin

The Jo-Kerr uses his magical mist and everyone gets dirty behind bars. Gemma’s Jokette makeup is awesome for a costume and will make a lot of comic book fans happy, but the clown makeup was a bit much for me personally. That said, the scene was decently sexy.

Katwoman feeds the Jo-Kerr’s dick to Jokette, and then he fucks her. Dylan is in charge of her body in this scene, which is really awesome and totally in the character of Katwoman. She knows what she wants and she’s going to get it. The two girls switch back and forth, using the Jo-Kerr as they want, but more attention is paid to the others over Dylan.

Scene 2: Anna Lovato, Jennifer Dark, Andy San Dimas and Dale Dabone

Katwoman enlists the aid of Ganster Lovato (Anna Lovato), but things go awry, spells are not casts correctly, and the spectacular Jennifer Dark becomes Wonderchick. Wohoo! But things get weird because suddenly there’s an executioner dude and a goddess played by Andy San Dimas, and then everyone has sex. Andy is a great ball gobbler, and it’s nice to see her get some oral action herself. Anna gives a decent performance, but she really looks great with Jennifer Dark. Goddess Andy and the henchmen get super sweaty so you know they’re putting for a good effort. Most of all, Jennifer Dark keeps a lot of her costume on during the scene.

Scene 3: Paul Chaplin, Kagney Linn Karter, Natasha Marley and Bridgette B

A special news bulletin fills in some plot gaps, and the Jo-Kerr and Superchick show up. Soon, shenanigans ensue, and everyone is getting dirty with everyone. Superchick focuses most of her attentions on Jo-Kerr, and reporter Natasha Marley gets dirty with Professor Bridgette B. Jo-Kerr gets a chance at all of the women, but unfortunately they don’t always seem very interested. Superchick, however, steals my heart with her perfect breasts, great oral sex, and bright yellow boots.

Scene 4: Dylan Ryder, Anna Lovato and Jennifer Dark

Back at the obligatory Bluebird strip club, poor Wonderchick is bound to a stripper pole. Gangster Lovato and Jokette take advantage of the situation, but who can blame them? It seems like the more experience Anna Lovato has with Bluebird Films, the better her acting gets. There’s a leather bustier that comes off way too soon, and poor Gemma has terrible razor burn in this scene. But, the lesbian action is solid, and there’s plenty of licking and toys. Jennifer Dark gets very wet, which is great because her pleasure is genuine and convincing. The use of both a strap-on and a swing in this scene was a pleasant, sexy surprise!

Scene 5: Dylan Ryder and Evan Stone

Katwoman has an interaction with Mr. Pete/2-Face, and we are given a flashback scene to the events that start the film. Dylan and Evan Stone are great in this scene! He presents his cock to her, which she eagerly services, and then Evan fingers and eats her, which is great. While they fuck, he looks directly into Dylan’s eyes with an intense, sexy gaze, and paws at her breasts eagerly. Even Stone sniffs her panties before burying himself between her legs again, and the scene continues as they fuck around the office, trying a little bit of everything. I was incredibly impressed by Evan’ Stone’s unit and Dylan Ryder’s ability to handle it. They look great together, and they sound great, too, with lots of heavy breathing and gasping and sweat. This was by far my favorite scene from the whole collection.

Scene 6: Dylan Ryder, Mr. Pete, Lexi Swallow, Kagney Linn Karter and Paul Chaplin

Katwoman confronts 2-Face, but in the world of sexy comic book heroes, nothing is ever simple. Some people are saved and some situations are screwed, and then it’s orgy time. This scene is a typical Bluebird orgy, with lots of oral sex for the guys, some implied lesbian action, and so many people it’s hard to keep track (if not for the costumes.) Dylan gets some hard fingering which makes her curl up in pleasure. Everyone seemed to have a lot of fun in this scene, which was great, because there’s nothing worse than a boring orgy. The 2-Face costume is a bit strange because of the outrageous glob right on Mr. Pete’s face, but it doesn’t seem to get in the way of his performance. Lexi Swallow didn’t really contribute anything to this scene.

Extras:

Bluebird Films offers a collection of popshots from all six scenes, as well as trailers to other Bluebird releases and a link to the Bluebird Films website.

Final Thoughts and Rating:

While not as entertaining as BatFXXX: a Dark Knight Parody, Katwoman XXX was a pretty decent follow-up, and very much in the spirit of a fun comic book parody. It’s full of cheesy one-liners and terrible graphics, which are really awesome for porn. Katwoman is really reminiscent of the old Batman television show, which is proof that the writers of this script were really paying attention when they put the film together.

I loved the babes in this film. The characters were fun and dynamic, the costumers were spectacular and sexy, and the sex scenes were fun. Dylan Ryder made a great Katwoman who looked perfect in her black suit, and she did the role justice. Bluebird Films did well with this production, and it’s a must-see for any comic book person who likes costumes in their porn. Katwoman XXX earns 4 out of 5!

Based on the controversial and disturbing horror film, The Human Centipede, the satisfying satire, The Human Sexipede is a movie about three unsatisfied tourists, two of which are young and sexy American women. The venturous individuals end up being guinea pigs in the “Mad Sexual Educator’s” twisted experiment to create the Human Sex-ipede, which is accomplished via sewing three people together – mouth to genitals.

Tom Byrons Pictures’ The Human Sexipede has already caused a stir online when the star of The Human Centipede, Akihiro Kitamura, Tweeted an article about the adult spoof version of his movie, and then commented, “So awesome bro!”.

Both written and directed by Lee Roy Myers (Writer & Director of hit parodies The Big Lebowski and The Office, The Human Sexipede will definitely shock and arouse at the same time!

“I wanted to do a very funny and sexy parody based on a very sick and twisted movie,” says Myers. “Having already parodied The Golden Girls, this was next on the list. I think that people will either laugh hysterically and masturbate to this movie, or feel uncomfortable and still masturbate. Either way, everybody will be satisfied!”

The Human Sexipede stars an all star cast, including: Sunny Lane, Amber Rayne, Tom Byron, and beautiful up & cumming starlet, Danica Dillan.

“After working with Lee Roy on The Big Lebowski parody, I definitely wanted to work with him again,” states Tom Byron. “So, when Lee Roy showed me the script for The Human Sexipede I was excited to bring Tom Byron Pictures its first parody. Our cast, crew, and script are amazing! Not only will the choice of movie shock people, but also the incredible production value. The Human Sexipede will definitely become the most talked about Parody of the year!”

The Human Sexipede will hit stores October 2010, just in time for Halloween.

“We had over 35 performers show up and read for various roles,” Lord explains. “It was a great turn out.”

Some of the roles were cast but many were still left open. Some talent that wanted to be part of the show were busy working or had other obligations. Due to popular demand David Lord has decided to hold a second casting call on Monday June 7th in the same place at the same time – 18215 Lassen Street, Northridge, CA from 11 am – 3 pm. All talent are welcome to come and try out.

“I get asked all the time by talent if they can be a part of one of my productions,” Lord says. “This is your chance to come and show me what you can do. I am looking forward to seeing it.”

Talent interested in auditioning for roles in any of the above titles should contact David Lord at davidlordxxx@hotmail.com or http://twitter.com/rebelstudiosxxx.

The epic adventure will be directed by the trio of Will Ryder, Axel Braun and Lee Roy Meyers who will share duties and tell the story of the battle of the south and the reconstruction that took place in 1865 when a country divided freed the slaves following a bitter war.

“I’m a big fan of the history of the United States so I’m excited to do this movie and I’m willing to roll up my sleeves and get to work even if I have to share directing credits with these guys,” stated the Italian stallion Axel Braun who is prepping for This Ain’t Avatar XXX which is being shot in 3-D for Hustler Video.

This is the first porn movie believed to center on the Civil War and location permits have been applied for to shoot on an actual battlefield located in rural Georgia and also at a number of beautiful plantation style mansions located in nearby Atlanta and Savannah.

“We decided if we’re going to do this we’re going to do it right and borrow directly from the pages of history plus we thought it might be disrespectful if we shot it in one of the regular porn valley gonzo houses that everybody recognizes,” offered Lee Roy Meyers who recently completed The Big Lebowsky A XXX Parody for New Sensations.

Some of the lead talent in the movie will come from LA Direct Models although some of the actors and actresses portraying the slaves will come from Valley Babes XXX operated by Lee Bang.

“I’m really looking forward to seeing what kind of parody these dudes are going to make but I’m afraid this might be way harder than spoofing the Brady Bunch or the Partridge Family or even Seinfeld,” Bang said.

Eric Swiss who won the 2010 AVN Best Actor award for his portrayal of Al Bundy in X-Play/LFP Video’s Not Married with Children XXX has signed on in the role of Rhett Butler made famous by Clark Gable and Tanner Mayes (Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power!) will star in the role of Scarlett O’Hara wonderfully played by Vivien Leigh.

“I’m really excited to be in this big movie because I really love doing parodies,” Tanner said. “I wasn’t even born when the civil war took place but I plan on renting the DVD to see what happened.”

“Tanner Mayes is one of the hottest young girls in the business and she’s really on top of her game right now and we were lucky to get her even though Derek is making us pay full rate. I just love her and Scott David can’t wait to get her in one of those big pink flowing plantation gowns,” Ryder remarked.

“We plan to shoot this exactly the same way as David O. Selznick and Victor Fleming did but we don’t have the budget to burn Atlanta to the ground,” Braun lamented. “We asked Larry but he said no.”

“We do plan on setting a few two by four pieces of lumber on fire though,” added Meyers.

One of the dialogue lines that has been altered is possibly the most famous line in the entire history of cinema where Rhett Butler said to Scarlett O’Hara “Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn.” After much debate, that line will be changed to “Frankly my dear I just want a BJ.”

This Ain’t…Not Gone with the Wind: A XXX Parody might be in stores in September. Happy April 1st.

Night Calls hosts Christy Canyon and Nicki Hunter plan a wide-ranging discussion of Braun’s pioneering work creating porn parodies of famous entertainment icons. Braun is scheduled to be on the show at 5:00 pm PDT and listeners are invited to call into the show (877-205-9796) to ask him anything they want about the movie and its sexy stars!

Batman XXX: A Porn Parody is the first of four Axel Braun Productions parodies to be distributed by Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult entertainment studio. The exclusive live streaming webcast takes place from Thursday, April 1 through Saturday, April 3. Click here for schedule (http://www.vivid.com/news/10-03-24). Accessing the live streaming is as easy: just visit www.vivid.com and click on a Batman XXX: A Porn Parody banner, then follow the instructions.

“I’m very excited. I always love going on Night Calls, and being able to promote my first live streaming the day before it happens is just awesome!” says Braun.

Night Calls is a three-hour parade of the sexiest people in the adult industry “doing what they do best, what they do most and what nobody else would dare do on the radio.”