(New York, NY)—Beat those holiday blues with humor and nasty cheer as Offensive Crayons presents: The 12 Days of Shitmas! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanza or Festivus here’s a fun contest that will warm those bitter bones faster than an a cup of overpriced Starbucks hot chocolate!
“We’re feeling generous this holiday season,” says Offensive Crayons creator and founder Alice Vaughn. “Since we’re known for our Offensive Crayons, we’re giving away matching gifts equally as disappointing and distasteful.”
The 12 Days of Shitmas starts on December 14th and ends December 25th, and to enter go to www.offensivecrayons.com and each day a winner will be selected randomly and will receive a hilarious, but crappy, present. There is no purchase necessary to enter.
Some of the gifts include:
-A bottle of flint water
-A trip to North Korea
-a car off Craigslist
-The bed sheet Epstein didn’t kill himself with
-First night of Hanukah will be a call from a Jewish Mother
and many more shitty gifts!
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